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Anyone else heard the rumour Kamara is off to Celtic this week!?

We spanked 'em 3-0 yesterday. Harry White looks an excellent replacement for John Mills. Ryan Green in defence (aged 37 now) is an absolute rock. Stockport look the team to beat this season.

Exactly. R*ng*rs don’t even have 1.5 Mexican jumping beans to rub together let alone £1.5 million.

This is delicious!

R*ng*rs not able to afford Lafferty!?

Couldn’t view this on my phone sadly. What’s he saying?

Please don’t feed him. He’s fat enough as it is.

Good point. Hmm...be fantastic to bend over one of the Bigot Bros in the final. Not sure when it is. Just checking with my PA.

Who’s going to the Cup final then chaps?

Exactly. Let’s win this pissy cup! [emoji471][emoji471][emoji471]

I’d love to get up for a Dee game this season. Thank you.

I was completely shafted (not in that way!) by my last company. I was only there three months but felt very uncomfortable due to one particular boss there who ended up booting me because (for some reason) he didn't like me from day one. Luckily they retired my position and I got 10 days' redundancy pay from the cuntos. They sold the company as a 'fun, relaxed and social environment' but half the people there were dull as f**k.

Do you have any wanky clothes shops in Falkirk?

I've just applied online for JSA...

Haber would do well in Championship I reckon if he can be arsed. McCann doesn't rate him/like him for some reason. Could be his awful dress sense. #dunkirk #keepingthedabsdown

Some tunes I've been spinning lately...

If we can’t absolutely murder Brechin then we might as well quit. Lets do this!

Exactly. Even changing the club colours and identity etc. Complete tribute act.

My mate’s Dad quit refereeing because he’d been attacked a number of times. To say ‘Tbf most refs are arseholes he probably deserved it’ is fucking stupid. Weren’t you a footballer once Peps?

Should be aiming for 20 against them.

That’ll do. Thank you.

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That’s depressing.

0-0 atm...

This thread is going well. Is it the heat cooking brains or something?