Girth

Nice try but incorrect.

21 games in and we're the only undefeated team in the league in England's top eight divisions. We're top of the league, ten points clear of second place. The squad looks excellent and brimming with confidence. The new signings have been excellent this season. Mills, Haysham and Symons up front have been in ruthless form. Only a matter of time before scouts are looking at Mills and Haysham.

Yeah, Jimmy Pursey is a nightmare. They had a couple of good tunes but nothing more. Good message though. Regarding new stuff, try Bishops Green from Canada (excellent punk tinged Oi!) and Hard Evidence from the US. Think you'd dig them.

Sham fan eh?

Elzhi was pretty banging last night.

This weekend I'm seeing... Sat - Gimp Fist, United Bottles, Wolf Bites Boy and Angry Agenda - Dublin Castle, Camden. Sun - Elzhi - Birthdays, Dalston. Should be two belters!

He's an absolute warrior. Sign him up JH Hartley!

Neilson going to the most hated team in the English leagues...must be big bucks at MKdonalds. Does he lack moral fibre!?

Absolute shocker for you if Neilson goes to MKdonalds. Disgusting club.

An*l C**t

Absolute pleasure to see how Hartley has turned everything round. Players look confident and settled too. Excellent! [emoji106]

Stuie - Europe beckons for us

He's a comedian. Top stuff.

I'm a funny b*****d. Was a stand up once upon a time... My sense of humour is a mix of dry, dark and bizarre. Sense of humour is very important to me because a woman ain't hot if she can't joke.

I'll have a whip round to rescue him if he ends up at Crawley!

Humans

ASAS - All Soaps Are Shit

Soaps? Oh dear

Anyone down with Elzhi?

Top guys!

Hates Aberdeen or replacement for Barton?

Chances is a proper place. Best venue in London IMO. Also, The Beehive is a great boozer opposite Chances.

Lads. Please clean the sand out of your vaginas and let's unite and push on for the title. Thank you.

Depends what you're after mate. I can advise accordingly! If you want great tunes and a capital experience? Ronnie Scott's. Cheap birds, meat market, guaranteed to pull? 333 Shoreditch. Great night, pretty chilled, good people? The Dublin Castle. Goths aplenty, STDs and a trip back in time to the late 90's? Electric Ballroom. Punk rock aplenty, proper lively, booze in cans? Tottenham Chances.

I live in London. Please refer any capital conundrums to me. Thank you.