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I'm a funny b*****d. Was a stand up once upon a time... My sense of humour is a mix of dry, dark and bizarre. Sense of humour is very important to me because a woman ain't hot if she can't joke.

I'll have a whip round to rescue him if he ends up at Crawley!

Humans

ASAS - All Soaps Are Shit

Soaps? Oh dear

Anyone down with Elzhi?

Top guys!

Hates Aberdeen or replacement for Barton?

Chances is a proper place. Best venue in London IMO. Also, The Beehive is a great boozer opposite Chances.

Lads. Please clean the sand out of your vaginas and let's unite and push on for the title. Thank you.

Depends what you're after mate. I can advise accordingly! If you want great tunes and a capital experience? Ronnie Scott's. Cheap birds, meat market, guaranteed to pull? 333 Shoreditch. Great night, pretty chilled, good people? The Dublin Castle. Goths aplenty, STDs and a trip back in time to the late 90's? Electric Ballroom. Punk rock aplenty, proper lively, booze in cans? Tottenham Chances.

I live in London. Please refer any capital conundrums to me. Thank you.

These guys are excellent Skoidats - Happy Drunk Absolute beast of a tune

They do love 'Orange' in Airdrie mind... He might as well quit now whilst he's behind.

Supports 'Airdrie'...

Top man. Needed to be said.

He looks like a cross-eyed lunatic.

Apparently Haber is set to sign...

Yes, really rated him. Was studying at Dundee Uni that season 08-09 which is why I chose the Dees in the first place.

February - Indie Horror on Netflix. Pretty scary/decent, slow burner, well filmed. Features the daughter from Mad Men who has frightening eyebrows. Overall, 7/10.

Horrible news. R.I.P

No tractor lickers in our threads please. Thank you.

Worry not mate. We're f**king massive!

Couldn't see a thread for this. Anyone into these genres (particularly the sub genres like Psychobilly/Oi!/Hardcore) at all? I'm looking ideally for decent new bands. I can't seem to post videos properly but will put up some good stuff when I figure out how! Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeers