Praw

She was going to take johnny dankworth with her, but johnny hates jizz

Sounds like mildew. Or a backseat jizz fest

If she is she's kept it quiet, mind you she doesn't generally work on a Monday...... Best if I have a thorough sniff through it myself

She's 48, maybe not quite what you're expecting

Thanks for that, I'm not planning on dumping her anytime soon but it's good to have a plan b!! Have been speaking to a couple of chef friends over there already, seems with my qualifications and experience I shouldn't have any problems getting an offer of employment prior to arrival and assistance with visas etc. I know things never go as smoothly as that, but planning on going over for a few weeks in a couple of months to get a feel for the place and sound out some employers.

I'll need to look in to work permit situation. Gf got a green card no problem last time, but I don't envisage it being a permanent move - rather a year or two for the experience.

Best stay here then ;-)

Ohio, columbus

My gf has been offered a post in the usa, she worked there for 3 years or so but has been back in scotland for the past 5 years. She's keen to go, in makes great sense financially for her but I'm unsure about going with her. I'm a chef so work opportunities for me are excellent over there, just unsure about making such a big move. Anyone gone abroad to work and wants to share there experiences?

Bloody Mary after work..... Happy days

But surely that would only work once....Oh wait....

Can your pussy do the dog???

At least I'll get my hole tonight

Been given a bottle of Mamont vodka, not opened it yet. Anyone tried it?

......and she enjoyed my take on breakfast in bed this morning.Tuscan bean orzo with chicken wrapped in pancetta tonight. Washed down with a few limencello shots then off to the pub

Snowing in Ayr too

went v well thanks

Not boil in the bag, from scratch!! Was my gf's birthday so made a bit more of an effort than usual

I saw I guy pishing in the urinals at Heathrow T5 with his laptop open in his spare hand a few weeks ago. Ffs!

Tonight's dinner... Pea and pear soup served with creme fraich and a ransher of crispy pancetta Miso salmon and scallops on braised baby gem lettuce, asparagus and sugar snap peas Home made vanilla ice cream on chocolate brownies, raspberry coulis and chocolate shavings On my second bottle of verdiccio, so it could all go tits up at any moment

What's the collective noun for a group of rangers fans?

Bit more complicated than that, depends on the type of ingredient being measured.... Liquids 1 tsp = 6ml 1 tbsp = 15ml 1/8 cup = 30ml 1/4 cup = 60ml 1/2 cup = 120ml 1 cup = 240ml Dried ingredients 1 tsp = 5g 1 tbsp = 15g 1oz = 28g 1 cup flour = 150g 1 cup caster sugar = 225g 1 cup icing sugar = 115g 1 cup brown sugar = 175g 1 cup sultanas = 200g Butter 1/8 cup = 30g 1/4 cup = 55g 1/3 cup = 75g 1/2 cup = 115g 2/3 cup = 150g 3/4 cup = 170g 1 cup = 225g

Didn't you only join a few days ago....?

Blue, green or brown bin? These things are important you know!!!

Never mind the broomhandle then, just stick treacle coated walloper in the nest. Mind and have someone video it though and post it on here.