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Tony Ferrino

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  1. A couple of weeks or so ago I noticed a problem with our drains around the back of the house. There was a dodgy smell and some water on the paving. Like anyone else would do I ignored it and hoped it would go away, but it got to the point where the manhole covers started lifting up. To cut a long story short the drains are clear but I've now got 3 bin bags of shit and tesco double ply paper at the bottom of the garden. The bin men came today but I was too scared to put it out as I know how their machines break this stuff up. It would stink out the street and the angry bin men might try and hunt me down for revenge. What should I do with 3 bags of shitty soggy toilet roll?
  2. Crows are far too hard to get this woke shit. They play rugby with dead swans heads.
  3. Discuss. I got a U in English Lit but a B in language.
  4. Harry Hill in his movie famously called his Hamster, 'Abu' Hamster.
  5. Not sure because that's when I started drinking.
  6. What are they doing with the millions of turkeys and chickens being being culled with the bird flu?
  7. Thought this was going to be about a long departed poster.
  8. Emergency services in Germany use Amy Winehouse's Rehab as their hold music.
  9. Just seen that on twitter. Most popular comment is "Lest we baguette".
  10. Surely they should start up a new one called Twotter or something.
  11. 66 year old from Low Wigcomb. Thank f**k these c***s can't use the Internet to make proper bombs.
  12. Most of us buy packaged food. Nonces that pick up unwrapped cucumbers at farm shops use baskets.
  13. Fucking horrible stuff. I accidentally saw some vids and people were only giving cpr and no mouth to mouth. Is that a cultural thing?
  14. Told my 15 year old daughter about this stuff a while ago and she recently sent me this from her Tiktok. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMF6cCPVo/
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