Tony Ferrino

I was wanking over Meghan. What did you do?

These types of threads expose the c***s in life. You always get some who post lists.

Nice finish from inside the box.

I ate a pack of 6 curly wurlys (bought for £1) in a couple of hours last week. A hangover/grief combo left my arse in tatters.

"Don't drop me now....."

f**k knows what he sings about his football team.

Hope the show goes well. Knock 'em dead.

Hadmy dads funeral last year when his younger brother told me a story how dad in his 20's, while in the merchant navy had bought their mum a Canary in Rio. He kept it warm by having the cage near the boiler room where he was the engineer. It sadly died from hypothermia a few days after arriving in Dundee.

The expression of a man being pegged by King Kong.

If he keeps Forest up maybe.

Could understand that when Phil the Greek pegged it.

https://www.annsummers.com/ Scroll down their website a bit

Dropped her from his team this year.

We didn't have Netflix in 97.

Ready to give myself a break from the drink now. Age, health concerns, money, relationships.....etc. Bored with it and myself now. Don't feel motivated to engage with anyone unless I've had a couple. I can polish off a 70cl bottle of spirits a day a few days a week and feel ok. I know that's far too much anyway and it's only going to get worse. Evening boredom. Need to break from shite evening tele, football and worrying about everything. Too fat to run and tried walking. Swimming can f**k off.

My mum took a recommended drug to help with morning sickness in the late '60's which led to me having one undescended bollock a few years later. It affected my tadpoles ability to swim, bit not their numbers. We were able to get help through the NHS and icsi and in 2 cycles had 3 kids in 24 months. Starting 17 years ago. We were so lucky. Hoping others in similar situations have the same good fortune as us.

I helped a drunk seagull last week.

They were paranoid and we had an opportunity to change that in the early '90's. Sadly our own paranoia, or prejudices caused us to miss that which has let the shit stuff grow again. Or, our system meant there's too much money to be made from proliferating national tension.

16 to 70 seems reasonable.

So it was never a sickle all along?

Friends has that effect.

If he's a class A c**t then yes.

This wouldn't have happened if David Amess has still been their mp.