Raith Against The Machine

They should be. Is it the home stand or the cover of a novel about a mysterious Count in a Transylvanian castle?

Fixing the typeface on the South Stand signage should be a much bigger priority.

Ladies and gentlemen, Lars Lokotsch.

x2. Unlike Docherty who's an archetypal Championship player, I expected Grimshaw to be picked up by a Premiership team. He's very good in two distinct positions.

You act like that's not also the big draw for the home support.

Their owners are German and arranged that friendly. We're going to Kelty, what more do you want?

Best I can do is initials, or National Insurance number.

Former Under 21 international coming up from Colchester this week on trial.

We're reaching the stage where I'm going to start making up entirely unsubstantiated rumours just so we've got something to discuss.

Aaron Muirhead, who'd been vaguely linked as a potential solution to our gaps at centre half, has signed an extension at Partick Thistle.

What time does Jewson's shut?

That's one way to put it.

Annoyingly competent transfer business.

Viaplay themselves had it as a 5.15pm earlier this week.

It's surely just a matter of time before the tartan makes a return. Long overdue.

When was the last time we had a third kit? I know we registered the Munich-esque one a few years back, and I think had a raffle to win match-worn versions... and then never wore it.

Yeah, it's entirely a question of fitness. If he can play every minute of every game he'll be a standout with his ability and experience, but he's no use to anyone sat in the stand.

Relatively persistent rumours that we're after him.

Are you all on drugs? That's an absolute stinker. Looks like an off the shelf amateur rugby jersey. And why does the red not extend on the long sleeve version?

I went up a size for the away kit this year, based on what others had said, and it was definitely necessary. You'd need to be a skelf to get into the sizes they're pitching. On the whole, though, I think Joma have been great. Certainly the designs they've given us are much more bespoke than anything we'd had before. A lot of that credit has to go to those at the club who drive that, but Joma are much more willing to engage than the likes of Puma etc where you're getting glorified teamwear.

It's obviously not him, but I think the familiar face I was seeing was Eamonn Brophy.

I actually meant the second boy in the row. The first, I'm 95% sure, is Dylan Corr who we've just signed from Celtic B.

These two? Second one looks so familiar to me but I just can't quite place him. Could also quite easily both be the same person, now that I look again.

Does he wear glasses? Does he have a moustache?

Lang is a better defender than Benedictus, who strolled League One last year.