Short version for me -
Dundee (30 years) - Manchester (9 years) - Hong Kong (10 years) - Philippines (6 years and counting). Lost a wife along the way, found another one as well as a son.
Almost as much time out of Scotland as in so can't really say I miss anything that much - never found the need to get emergency supplies of Lorne sausage or bridies flown out t.b.h. Neither love nor hate the weather out here, has its pros and cons but overall better. Someone else mentioned the Scottish negativity, I do notice that us Scots can be a tad on the "Why" side than the "Why not" so probably fair.
Used to go back home once a year, then once every other - haven't made it back for 10 now for various reasons. Would like to see the old places and people again though, one day I'm sure. My son (9) wants to move to Scotland but we'll see when he's much older how the land lies.
Doesn't hold a candle to Slippery's story, I know.