Kennboy1978

Lucky you.

I am truly shocked that you, of all posters, know what time in the morning you can legally purchase alcohol.

Absolutely. His team were pumped last night, so I can take some solace in that.

Nightmare catcher.

I apologise on his behalf for potentially ruining your day. I know how you can be a tad tender of a morning.

He's 28, the way I'm feeling this morning I'm ready for chopping him up and shoving him through the letterbox.

Just off night shift, looking forward to a cold beer before bed. Opened the fridge - Nothing. My step son drank them all last night, he'll replace them on Friday. What good will that do me this morning ? p***k.

Fold it in half the next time, top it off with a smug grin.

I'm taking it a repair cannot be done, even temporary ?

Love both Bearface and Gladeye. Taking my future son in law for a tour of Wellpark and then a few pints of half decent stuff in your place in a couple of weeks. He's a Kiwi and my step daughter saw Tennent's in NZ, apparently he now loves it. Christ knows how much it costs over there though.

I spy with my Gladeye, something Bearface ?

It's Tennants Super that is popular over there.

Similarly recently I received a text. I thought it was a bit abrupt to just sign it off HMRC. For that reason they can keep my unclaimed cash, until they are a bit more friendly.

Stay 15 miles further away from Lidl ? No thanks, hot tub or not I prefer my €1 bottles of Argus.

I love the north of the island, Pollença especially. Well worth the trip to Formentor, the drive up that road is something else. Unless you have two females in the car telling you exactly how close you are to the edge/passing cars. In that case there is a boat trip.

A bit late now but apparently there is a glitch within Kodi, it thinks your service has expired the day before for some reason. You should still be able to use the app/website up until midnight.

I've got about 500 vinyl and 300 (Number of discs) CD's. My PTTGOYN is my step kids are 25 and 28 and they own zero pieces of physical music medium between them. It annoys me that I get annoyed at that, it's their choice but still...

Me too, I'm not an audiophile but I can hear a massive difference (especially in the car) between CD and MP3. I try and source the album/song in FLAC if the CD is not available. Agree that music has been watered down since streaming. There was something special about listening to an album the way the artist wanted you too. Used to love spending hours in Sleeves/23rd Precinct on a Saturday before the football. I've still got all my vinyl in the loft and CD's on shelves after 20 odd years. I don't think my digital music will last that long - Hard drives don't last forever.

Simple, yet effective.

No, just the free month. Managed to do it before my sub ended too. Before you had to wait until your sub had fully expired.

Pull their windscreen wipers up and fold in their wing mirrors.

Not a good sign when someone is eating their lunch in the toilet. Pineapple chunks can often be confused with urinal cubes.

My ex once told me she had a pet rabbit and unfortunately it died. Her dad said - Don't worry I'll bury him in the back garden, give him a nice send off. Too distraught she said she couldn't face the make shift funeral. Being curious she glanced out the window expecting to see her dad digging a hole for the poor rabbit. Instead he had the thing by the ears - helicopter style - and launching the thing over the fence. I found this hilarious, she did not.

That genuinely put a smile on my face. Love when that happens.