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It will be impossible to stop people who don't fancy sticking it out for a while until they have been vaccinated from going to the pub. Sadly until we have reached enough folk with the vaccine then the restrictive tiers ought to be in place one we have worked through all the vulnerable hopefully they will ditch everything other than encouraging more frequent hand washing and mask wearing in enclosed spaces.

Nice work! Is that your hand after you've been smacked around or is someone in the midst of smacking you about?

To me that seems 100% spot on the sort of advice that the leader of a county should be giving people in response to a fairly daft question - I would ask it again in March and then actually pay attention to what she says.

Posh b*****d I don't even bother washing mine

Can you not break your "leg" every September? It wasn't in her speech so I guess it was a question from a journalist and to be honest what did they expect her to say "I canny wait to get away" no chance she is saying that when there is still some uncertainty because come July and families can't get to every country in the world it will be brought up as "First Minister fires the starting gun on summer holidays"

Watching Rick Stein and its lovely to see @Melanius Mullarkey looking so well .

I assumed they were given away. I've never been to a hotel selling newspapers, or maybe I've never bought a newspaper in a hotel is more accurate.

I always think the people who take it most and the ones who really don't need Coke to make themselves any more confident/ slaver any more pish.

That doesn't seem like very many, I'm sure pars had 1600 purchases for a run of the mill game, how many season tickets have you got in that pool?

So dangerous that a facemask would kill them but not so dangerous that taking no precautions during a global pandemic isn't an issue. I think you're being too kind with a truncheon.

I honestly don't know why foreign places pander to the levels of getting newspapers from the UK in. Feel for the kids family holidays should be a time for parents to spend good quality time with their kids without work and shit weather interrupting proceedings now it seems parents want a holiday like they had before kids. The lesson of Gerry and Kate doesn't seem to have sunk in for all too many. Are we off topic?

If she had the power I'm certain the border would have been shut.

Holiday companies/ airlines should be encouraged to blacklist families that can't behave. Worse than drunk imo at least they are likely to get a smack in the puss and a night in the cells for their troubles, Sandra and Kenny who keep shrieking about how "wee Jimmy is just being curious" as he wanders around the plane or that "hope you don't mind but he doesn't like aircraft" and spends the entire flight screaming. Butlins for the lot of them.

I highly doubt you'll find any P&Bers there But those pictures are enough to make me feel ill.

I don't blame her, anyone who goes on holiday during the summer holidays and doesn't have kids mental I'm sure she'll be enjoying a month off mid September/October when the flights are no longer rammed with families. In fact I'm all for local and international travel banned during school holidays.

Disturbing lack of serial killers in this photo.

I'm not one to overreact but that is racist.

7 for Wednesday Lucky guess for

f**k being a plumber

Phone up and pretend to be a teacher. It's utter garbage anyway and regularly has a Tory party funder on sticking the boot in.

You know you could sell them once you've worn them? To a rag man Jesus is my high

Wtf that's a drain.

No one who claims to take it will have any idea if the majority of what they stick up their nose is coke or flour. You only have to go into a pub/ clubs toilets and you'll see folk taking it or see evidence of it. I think its a very big scene in private schools who obviously have the cash to pursue the high but sadly its far more addictive than weed and virtually impossible to manufacture in the UK meaning rather than funding a small time operation coke is a major money spinner for terrorists and human traffickers. My problem is the enforcement of drugs no point booking users only get results once you are a few dealers up the tree hopefully the police cracking the encrypted phones will yield results but we will have to wait and see.

I think, sadly, it's extremely prevalent.

I would never ever use someone's skin colour to identify them, regardless of context.