I once seen a guy I went to school with getting hit by a bus and all was bothered about was the fact that he dropped his carry out. That was a fun day.
I also have memories of dressing up as a leprechaun and trying to direct traffic, I'm aff it for a while. You're right, I normally leave my phone at home when I go out for that very reason.
If it makes you feel any better, I posted a picture on snapchat of me in bed with the girl I've been kinda seeings mate with the caption "pumped". I'm in all kinds of trouble today.
Maybe it's the people I normally drink with that get me in trouble. Last night I was at some country tribute thing with a bunch of old coffin dodgers and I was well behaved
There's a pool competition on at the pub along from my grandparents house, so that's me and my grandfather's excuse to go out and get absolutely pished.
Usually my drunken antics land me in trouble, but last night it has landed me the offer of a job, so it looks like I'm moving back to Montrose[emoji38]