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1. Far 2. Too 3. Early 4. To 5. Predict 6. How 7. The 8. League 9. Table 10. Will 11. Finish 12. Dundee

I'd much rather that than risk ending up in Fife

You'll be welcome in Fife with maths like that

wrong thread mate

1 down 19,999,999 to go

Imagine moving all the way to Istanbul to get away from St Johnstone, and on your debut still getting put on your arse by a rampaging psycho from Bellshill

I'm hoping Galatasaray, purely as on the small chance we can go somewhere, I think Istanbul would be the most problematic/expensive

turn it all the way down to zero and count up. problem solved

+1 Refuses to make phone calls, yet insists on being next to me when I end up doing it so she can interrupt me with what I was meant to say. Turns out going silent and holding the phone out to her so she can speak isn't what she wants though

That's on a good day. I phoned sky to complain one day as I did that same test and got 0.25Mbps DOWNLOAD We have been told fibre will be installed soon, and the BT guys were in the street a few weeks ago. Worst part is it technically is fibre, so whenever I call sky to ask about fibre broadband they say I already have it. The guy's usually pretty good when I say "maybe I do, but is there anything available that's a bit less... shit"

\https://www.speedtest.net/ Think that's the best it's ever been. My internet is shite. The whole towns internet is shite. £28/month from Sky

What is there, 16 clubs? Surely you could set up a fundraiser and find enough folk across the country willing to stick a fiver/tenner in each to cover the £50k to tell the old firm to bolt

So self isolating is optional then? Good to know

Assume when the draw is made we will know home/away legs?

This would be shite, but I'd confidently say with the Browns in charge, St Johnstone will never win Banter Kings. Yes, from outside, the record breaking history making double winning team getting relegated would be very banterful, but as mentioned earlier Aberdeen/Celtic/Hearts/Dundee will all be well ahead of us somehow, even if we finish 12th, due to Aberdeen's new 'manager', Celtics new "manager" and the boards clear utter disdain for the customers fans. Hearts and Dundee don't really need any justification to be in the running for this. My moneys on Hearts. Coming back up full of rage and resentment, with a bang average squad and a sense of entitlement.

Who have Hearts recruited this summer? If anyone?

I get that too actually, but never thought to complain about it as I am a greedy fat b*****d

I assumed so, wasn't sure if there was a way to balance it i.e. £800/£400 to guarantee profit, as in theory its not guaranteed that one of the 2 bets would come in.

This is not a good argument for fan ownership

Arsing about this morning while I'm working, she's getting ready to go out for the day. Constantly asking if I'm ok, as I'm not engrossed in her mind numbing conversation about her pal making plans with somebody else. "Are you in a huff" "No" "are you sure, you seem like it" "No, I'm busy" "You sound huffy" "I'm working" "why are you in a huff" "I'm not" "someones huffy" "I fucking am now, piss off"

How have you done this? Just watched every game and literally counted the passes?

34 & 35 years old, no match for the rampaging madman that is Shaun Rooney

Inspired by Old Firm Facts podcast, I tried brown sauce instead of ketchup on my roll and sausage (not roll in sausage, or roll on, or anything else that doesn't make sense). My unpopular opinion - either sauce is acceptable. Not both, obviously.

Recently moved house and so changed GP, have now got the text confirmation they have matched my records, and will send confirmation of appointment soon. Get me jabbed up

Rangers best odds to win the league 4/6 Celtic best odds to win the league 6/4 Is there someone better at maths than me can look at these odds and say if there's a guaranteed way to make profit?