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Week 34: Ross County (2-2 Kilmarnock (A)) After a break that seemed to last forever, we are back with a bang. Ross County don't have enough to overcome Killie, and so keep possession as we head in to another wee break. Only 9 more days. Next up for County is the greatest St Mirren team in generations, who will go down in history in Paisley as the superstars that hit the lofty heights of nearly top six. Lets see if they can get a Hot Potato to go with that famous accolade.

Mines the same. She'll mention she's going for a walk with her pal, meeting someone for coffee, going for a swim etc. Each time my instinct is "cool, I'll get time to play FIFA, watch sports or something". I mention possibly going for a game of golf at the weekend. "Oh I thought we could do something together" "OK, what do you want to do" "Never mind I'll find something to do by myself if you're wanting to go off and play golf without me"

Its Aberdeen, the only player they have that can actually score is a St Johnstone player. We don't need a keeper. Kerr McCart Gordon Craig McCann Bryson Wotherspoon Rooney Melamed Kane Middleton f**k it, lets go mental and try and score more than one goal

"I see you're booked on a 4 hour course next Friday, what's that?" "Dundonald Links. Piss off"

Or on a similar note, if I'm getting a can of something or diluting juice etc., ask if she wants some juice - "cup of tea please". f**k off, that's not part of the deal here.

We all just ignoring this weirdo behaviour? If you want a cup of tea, why not just have a cup of tea - what does it matter if you've had one or two already?

I have my SPFL Past and Present on the go now. Chemistry will be 97 once all players have loyalty. Changing to this in game; Will look to save the 140k or so for mid Ian Wright, and replace Dembele. Played my first game in rivals for ages (D5) and won 3-1 against a decent gold team fetauring KDB, Sane, Rashford etc, with a sublime hattrick from Morelos. Much more fun than sweating it out in friendlies for a shit objective card or pack.

Just need to win 5 and score in 6 for Choudhury - anyone used him yet? Feel like this will be the last card I go for in Managerial Masterpiece given how sweaty/frustrating it gets. Unless of course its a belter, but I can't imagine they'll be worth it.

Yes. It was fucking hilarious

Bookies on the ball as usual Or for those fancying a long shot, Unibet offering nearly 100/1 on this double;

Who?

With the fist emoji, after he used his own to batter the Dundee striker in giving the penalty away

I think he does quite well considering he's usually watching a different game to the one he's commentating on

For someone with very limited mechanical skills, how easy is it to change the oil on your car yourself? And how often should it be done?

We got a dog. She wanted to get a 'poop scoop' for the garden. I said no point, we have a shovel. She went ahead and bought the poop scoop. Guess who always picks up the shite, and what tool I use to do it

Takes the plastic lid halfway off ketchup milk butter etc then puts it back like that. Same, but thankfully only with butter. "It'll keep longer" No it fucking won't, the foil's off

So is there a floor 48 or 84? Are they just regular floors as the 4 cancels out the 8?

Anyone doing/done Reus? Had a few games with his 86 and enjoy it, so feel like a 91 with 5* Skill moves would be great fun. He would obviously fit in with my Bundesliga lads, and I've got Ozil as well. Can do the 87 squad with what I have in the club, but would mean sacrificing players like 87 Cucurella, and 91 Suarez. Thinking about submitting this squad as Ter Stegen is a duplicate, and I don't use the rest of them. Futbins price of 567k becomes 248k without the 87 squad. Wouldn't leave me much else so will be waiting to see if I can get anything else from 81+ or packs over the next 2 weeks

In other news, I'm only 2m coins short of a decent SPFL P&P, with the icons allowing 100 chem

Wasn't expecting it, but the more I think about it the more I'm annoyed that Wotherspoon didn't get a team of the week, seeing as Alphonso Davies did - his first international goal, and 3x assists is surely worthy.

Too late now isn't it. Maybe tomorrow

I did. Makes me wonder whether Tam had to google it or just check his speed dial

Mixed reviews on Goram then. Almost as if it's two seperate guys...

Cheers - I actually already have him for my Scotland team, so he'll go straight in. Good shouts, I'd forgotten about them