blackislekillie

The weight of all the gammon fatties in their camper vans has finally broken the West Highlands.

Killie were playing *Rangers at Rugby Park 1971/72 season. I was desperate to go but as a 10 year old I knew there was absolutely no chance I was getting the nod from my maw for that. The movie Battle of Britain was playing at the pictures in Irvine that afternoon (the Regal I think) so I asked for my pocket money to go to that. Standing at the bus stop in Dreghorn waiting for the Irvine bus I spotted the Kilmarnock bus stopping over the road. After a milliseconds deliberation I was on the bus and off to the game. Got a lift over and kept the money for a quarter of midget gems and the bus home. I've convinced myself since that we won 2-1 but I think we got beat by the same score. My lasting memories are of the waterfall of pish passing my sandals from the boys up the back of the terrace who seemed to spend the whole game drinking McEwan's export and how much I loved the Killie home strip. Tl:dr? I've been a Killie fan ever since. Wish I had gone to the fucking pictures.

Week 1- Morton

But but but ... truly a celebration of orange culture

I like to spoil my grandog when I'm dog sitting but I think I may have overdone it with the ostrich bone. Wish me luck trying to get that off her at bedtime

Can't keep her away from water. I'd swear she was an otter in a previous existence.

Nearly 4 and yet to master the optimum dog:stick ratio

f**k them. They should pay Kirkcaldy compensation for entering the town boundaries looking like chav c***s.

"You spill my pint cunto?"

Has Peter decided who's finishing in the top six already? Some Bhoy.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/heroes-johnson-mail-column-titan-titanic-b2363226.html The liar gives his worthless thoughts on the matter. If it's tl;Dr here's a synopsis

GORDONS (NOT) ALIVE! Gordon McQueen gone at 70 .

In the groundhog Day for guitarist Tony McPhee, 79.

Neil McCann.

Who's this Alan Nixon sadsack?

Sportscene studio has an atmosphere of a death in the family. GIRFUY.

He's a second hand emotion.

Good luck in the play off County. Things I hate in order of how disgusting they are: Patrick Ayr Malkkky

Macks on grange street or the portmann just across the road are probably your best bet. Both about 10 minutes walk from the ground. If you're after food as well the portmann is your best bet out of the two.

We are still capable of making an almighty c**t of this.

Can ya tell what it is yet? Yes ya c**t. It's points!

Dobby the house elf wants his ears back.

Can I try a bit of that? Just a wee bit. I won't eat it all. Promise.

f**k you squirrel. Next time.