D Angelo Barksdale

Not a fan of this Waffen Thin Mint/Oaksoft collaboration.

Jim Walker a financier is the latest candidate for Alba and has apparently solved the currency issue. He's also already had to apologise for calling Nicola Sturgeon a cow.

Aiming for a populist, flag shagging, economically left, but socially conservative look imo, like the BNP and Front National, but less extreme.

The founder Craig Berry has also defected.

Kerevan and Common Weal now switching to Alba.

1 from each list, then any 4 from the lists.

The full list fantasy league lists again. The current world rankings, Fed Ex Cup and Race to Dubai standings. http://www.owgr.com/ranking https://www.europeantour.com/european-tour/rankings/race-to-dubai/rankings/ https://www.pgatour.com/stats/stat.02671.html

The points scored so far by each pool member and the top 6 in each of the tour lists.

**Fantasy Golf Transfer Window** The transfer window is now open and will close at start of play at Augusta. Changes will come into effect at the Masters. The next window is after the Open Championship in July, so this will be your team for the 4 double point majors and the x1.5 Scottish Open, so choose wisely. You can make as many changes as you wish to, following the original template of 1 from each pool and 1 from each of the tour lists, plus another 4 from the tour lists. Either tag me in your post, or send a DM with your changes. A reminder of everyone's teams and their individual points totals gained so far. @Henderson to deliver ..... @Tartan Dave @lichtie23 @Mr Kane and the lemon cafe @peasy23 @alta-pete @J_Stewart @die hard doonhamer @Distant Doonhamer @Ro Sham Bo @Honest_Man#1

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Seems a solid vetting process they have there.

"There's been a minter, but who for Kris Kamara ?"

That's Dunfermline Abbey.

Alex Arthur, Member of the Order of the British Empire. To give him his full title.

One for my collection. I can only see the value of this one increasing over time.

Ha ha, girls are rubbish at football, they should stick to the kitchen, amarite ?

We'd need to have a vote on it.

People should only get a limited number of votes in their lifetime. Say 10. Once you use them up that's you. Want to vote in the next referendum ? Tough shit pal, you used your last one up in the Nonceville Council by election 2 years ago.

Tomorrow.

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**Fantasy Golf Week 12** So slow, so slow, we are the Billy Boys After 4 days of great golf and one extremely long and boring one, Billy Horschel is crowned the world's most annoyingly slow and boring golfer, finally edging JB Holmes off the top spot. Over 4 and a half hours for 16 holes, get in the sea pal. His WGC Matchplay win takes him to 17th in the world and now in with a shout for a Ryder Cup place. Organizers are now looking at contingency plans for extending the Cup to the Monday as Horschel's singles match may take a while to complete. Elsewhere, one of the numerous South Africans populating the Euro Tour won again in Kenya, and the fantastically hatted Joel Dahmen won his first PGA title on his 101st start in the Dominican Republic. @J_Stewart remains in pole position, just, going into the last week of the Road to the Masters. He has 3 big guns in DJ, Finau and Matsuyama all playing this week. The chasing pack will need to hope that one or two of the likes of Ancer, Fowler, Champ, Grace, Munoz etc. can pick up a win and/or 2nd place. Standings 667 (40) @J_Stewart 661 (95) @Mr Kane and the lemon cafe 642 (24) @die hard doonhamer 581 (10) @Tartan Dave 576 (50) @alta-pete 558 (93) @Henderson to deliver ..... 537 (20) @lichtie23 525 (10) @Ro Sham Bo 477 (10) @peasy23 403 (36) @Honest_Man#1 396 (10) @Distant Doonhamer Only 1 tournament this week as the players either look to sharpen their game for Augusta, or grab a place in the field for the years first major. We're heading to the desert for the Valero Texas Open. TPC San Antonio, designed by none other than the Great White Shark himself Greg Norman, is the venue. Typical PGA fare for the most part, but a strong finish, the short uphill par 16th is only 350 yards, the par 3 17th is a copy of the 'bunker in the middle of the green' 6th at Riviera, while the 18th is a par 5 with a creek splitting the fairway and running all the way up to the green. Anything from a 3 to an 8 possible there, which should make for an exciting finish.

Proud of our lads boycotting Qatar due to the human rights abuses.