Chefs kiss to have the loathsome Leadsome and snakey Streeting fawning over 'are preshuss democracy' before cutting to Sunderland with an utter dogshit turnout.
It's time for the red team to take over from the blue team for the first time in 14 years.
All chat about what these snivelling middle management dorks get up to in here.
As much as the thought of watching utter c***s like Hunt and Rees-Mogg get emptied live sounds good, I just don't think I'll bother staying up late to watch it.
Exit poll then the first oddball north east lot that race to declare first then off to bed I think.