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Melanius Mullarkey

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    "This isn't the Brexit I voted for" How the f**k did you get a vote?
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    5 mutual connections.
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    My old P7 teacher was called Mr Bottom. So embarrassed was he by his surname that half way through the year he became Mr Barren. It wasn’t until near the end of the year that we found out he had a sister called Rosy (who hadn’t changed her surname).
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    Awww, poor Gary.
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    I had some iron brew the other day and assume it was the new recipe. Couldnt tell the difference either.
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    Scenage
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    Much better crowd fanny than the Partick v Livi game as well.
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    Equaliser surely
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    Ooooh, tainted cups.
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    “Exciting morning- our Gousto’s arrived! 4 meals for 4 people delivered to your door! Giving it a go, looks great. Arrives with all the ingredients you need, all fresh, right down to cloves of garlic, spices, fresh herbs etc with recipe cards for the 4 meals you have chosen. Might encourage me to try different things, and the girls are dying to get stuck in! Reduced price of £23 for the first 2 boxes, then goes up to the normal price. X” f**k off.
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    Not the bairn, silly. (plus Tedi only has 4 letters)
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    Wid
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    To score the first open goal of his Sevco career. Next season, maybe?
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    Racist.
  16. Melanius Mullarkey
    Is there something wrong with you?
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    Seven Giraffes.
  18. Melanius Mullarkey
    Suicide bomber, all royals killed. So, no nothing of interest.
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    On some flat stones from the beach. It’s an age old tradition. Erm...
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    I took my dad down to a wee cafe just outside Lossiemouth for a coffee and shit about half an hour ago. Imagine my horror when walking in to all the women (and some blokes) in there crowded round a telly in the middle of the cafe. #staunchimouth.
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    Nothing in inverkeithing is expensive.
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    Don’t worry he’s just being a boring c**t. Again.
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    There used to be a Dr M Daft in the Dundee phone book. I know this because the bar lady in the Queen Anne pub showed it to me circa 1997.
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    It’s a disc race.
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    Best account on twitter.
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