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philpy

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  1. It's ok. I misread "stroganoff" as "stronganoff".
  2. I've just noticed the last 3 letters on the number plate - LVG. If i was a man Utd fan, I'd be seething.
  3. Someone has abandoned a car in the spaces outside, it was dumped over a week ago and not moved since. Bad enough getting parked without this happening.
  4. Been ill for the last 2 days, and have hardly slept in the process, yet I don't feel tired at all. Strange.
  5. As long as he doesn't turn out like fairbairn or carcary, I'll be happy.
  6. Stacey is a shoe-in for the "heads gone" thread.
  7. Don't give up, you might always get a phone call in the next few days, I've been down that Road before. Good luck.
  8. I had my clothes eaten by an insect from central Scotland. Stirling moth.
  9. I was feeling shite all weekend, and yesterday, but went work to spare being villified for taking a monday off
  10. Snowed in east Lothian on saturday, but no more since then. More icy than anything TBH.
  11. The attic?? Use the patio, it was good enough for Fred west.
  12. "Asdar fm". No, it's ASDA you silly English bint, there's no "r" in it.
  13. People who call days off work "annual leave". No, you c***s, it's a HOLIDAY.
  14. Despite your cheek, I'll Side with you on that one. Oh and my frontal lobe Is fine these days. Changed man.
  15. Aye. It's just as bad as the twats that get their nikes personalised. If I Wanted everycunt to know my name, I'd wear a fucking name tag.
  16. I'll say this for the umpteenth time, but I DIDNT meet the beast at the bus stop, it was my mate (at the time)
  17. I'm looking to start a wee dram collection myself, love my real ales but I like a wee whisky now and again.
  18. That's just so fucking stingy, it's unreal. When we had a lodger, he always refused to go halvers on any cleaning stuff or toilet rolls.
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