philpy

Liverpool burst my 6-team acca for £696.

Sunderland vs portsmouth on the 8th of next month. Away to newcastle for the weekend, so i thought i'd go and see a game in the area if there was one on.

Elm street

I do want the job. I've come to the section in the form where it's asking me for about 6 references from previous employers, at least 3 of them were with agencies which i dont have any contact details for, then it's asking me to describe personal achievements and scenarios where i have solved a difficult situation. Christ, i remember when these things only had 2 pages!

Job application forms which are about 8 pages long. I'm cracking up with all the daft fuckin questions!

Since buying my xbox 360 last week and spending many hours sitting in front of the tv playing it, and browsing the net, my eyes have went a bit funny. I've a fear i may need glecks if i dont give my eyes a rest.

I had a rather wasted morning. I was picked for jury duty, so i showed up at court at the time stated on the letter, only to be told to come back in an another hour. I sat in the court with about 15 others for half an hour to be told that we had to come back at 10am tommorow as they couldnt find a trial for us

Then they go around saying, "ooh, i was naughty and had a chippie, then i was bad and had half a square of chocolate"

Aye, but im working, they are letting me away for the service. It'l only take me 10 minutes tops to walk up.

I know, leeanne told me.

Being told one week that your job is safe, then being told the exact opposite the next week.

£26 from a 7 team acca, and £340 from the new "mummy money" game on the machines in ladbrokes. Happy days!

It's very boring, and as strange as it seems i would rather work.

Been selected for jury juty on the 20th of this month

Use tissues the next time then.

I'd also like to add parents who cant control their kids to my growing list of nags tonight. A family of dobbers (2 parents and four kids) came wandering into my work yesterday, and while the parents were at the counter getting prices, they left their kids to run around, chucking leaflets about and picking up tools which could hurt them. I was in the back warehouse making up orders and took my forklift back around the front when i was finished, and one of the kids ran out of the shop and in front of me, i shat myself and had to slam the brakes on. You would have thought they would have noticed forklifts driving about. No wonder people get hurt or killed, what would have happened if i hadnt seen the kid? irresponsible twats

Virgin mobile, you shower of arseholes. I went a fiver over my credit limit on my bill, so since monday afternoon i have not been able to make calls or send texts. I thought i would pay a tenner online to get the bar lifted, but there is a technical glitch with the website, so i thought i would do i via phone. Guess what? technical problems! if and when i get through to them, a complaint will be lodged. Fuckin inconvenience

Ermmm, sunderland anyone?

"Barry from slough, i sentence you to two years imprisonment for grooming falkirk supporters"

I walked the best part of a mile with nearly 20-odd quids worth of change, to find that asda had not bothered to get their coinstar machine emptied

I hate people that moan about having the cold. They have a runny nose and they sneeze but they make it sound like they are at death's door.

The tiresome dirge that is "all summer long" by kid rock. It was almost bearable when it came out, but now it gets played to death. One of the lads at work thinks it's great and clicks his fingers and whistles along to it everytime it comes on the radio

haystacks

David

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