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This will kill people for sure. I'm reasonably fit and not too bothered with cold, but my 20 minute walk home almost finished me. Thought my lungs were freezing over. f**k being Russian if this is normal to them.

On the theme of lottery based scumbaggery, the wallopers that buy a few scratchers then proceed to scratch them on the fucking counter. Then they win a pound, buy another and go through the rigmarole again. I include the shopkeeper in this, as they should be telling them to f**k off out the way. Vapers are another shower of wanks that take delight in blowing their mist in your face so you can experience their vape flavour mixed in with their honking breath. Junkies that have full conversations in the street further apart than is socially acceptable. Special mention to the ones that continue talking(shouting) while walking away in opposite directions. This applies to reprobates that shout out of windows too. People in supermarkets that take too long looking at a particular item that you want to get at, and block themselves around it with their trolley and squad of rotten weans. Barmen that serve tidy birds before you, even though they know you're before them. I understand the reasoning, but still. c***s. Anyone over the age of 16 that still wears football tops, especially if you look like you couldn't run the length of yourself.

Doesn't taste massively different to me, but I'm no bru expert like some. Still has too much sugar at 16g, and should only be used as a treat. Hope they make a start on cakes, sweets and pies next. Far too many fat b*****ds kicking about.

Good going. Tried the vape and couldn't go it. Theres no smoke from these inhalers so in that respect more discreet than vaping. They're free if you phone the smoking helpline, if you wanted to try them. You do have to go back weekly though, but they check your carbon monoxide levels etc.

Stopped smoking at 3pm today, using Nicorette inhalers. More than 5 hours without a smoke and not even bothered. The inhalers taste weird at first but they seem to be working. Would recommend if you're trying to stop but don't want to go the vape route. Tried stopping before cold turkey and was a raging mess in an hour, but these really take the edge off.

That's why I'm baffled, most of my mail is shite. I can barely be fucked reading it. I did have a private letter opened once from a foreign wid, but I'm out that game now. Out of the three suggestions, I think I'll go with the failed bad aids test.

Sending myself a letter as a trap seems a great idea, but I'd rather not touch ricen or dug shite.

I share a mailbox with 8 other flats. Recently 4/5 of my letters have been clearly opened before I've got to them. Other letters remain un-opened addressed to other people. Been racking my brains why one of my fuckwit neighbours would do this. Looking for money? Nosey b*****ds? Makes no sense to just target my mail. What is my best course of action? It's not a particularly rough block, and to my knowledge no celtic fans live here. Baffling.

They really aren't. There is a massive difference between best before dates and use by dates. People need to learn that there are no food safety issues there. People don't need to learn anything. Shops need to start selling fresh food with reasonable dates on them. It's a pain in the arse having to constantly check dates on everything you pick up. In what world is a loaf thats dated for 5 days worth the same price as one that goes bad in 6 hours? Normally I'm on the ball with regard to dates, but what about people with poor sight, or learning difficulties, or old people? The only thing that people need to learn, is that multi national companies are absolute scum that will do anything for profit. The selling of poorly dated food for full price is a deliberate immoral act. Each time I have to reach through 20 loaves just to get one that doesnt expire before I get it home, I get closer and closer to entering full "Falling Down" mode.

I did check the dates, I thought it was the 6th yesterday and I forgot my phone to double check. That doesn't detract from the shops responsibility to sell fresh food. Not everyone jumps about knowing the exact date. Please don't try defend supermarkets. I know all the devious tricks they use to sell their old shite. For the record, just tanned the curry and would highly recommend it. Chicken Jalfrezi and pilau rice. Even with the added time pressure, still enjoyed it. Just starting on this loaf for my pudding.

I should've been clearer but I wasn't expecting a cross-examination. I bought them yesterday, the 8th. I realised an hour ago they were dated the 9th, today. Hence the midnight deadline. Shops selling food that goes out of date in 6 hours are effectively selling out of date food. It's a scurrilous practice. All my other items are dated until the middle of next week so can be eaten at my leisure. Not under this intense pressure.

I assume eating out of date chicken results in horrible death. The bread will just be disappointing.

Can't be that bad or he would shirley have been banned. Not like people to over-react over trivial shite, but it is the petty thread I suppose. Todays petty thing is Tesco knowingly selling me items out of date. As a result of this policy, I now have to eat a chicken curry and a full loaf before midnight, (both bought yesterday). Fucking crooks.

From memory, he played in a few dead rubbers towards the arse end of last season under Pedro. He seemed competent enough, but I'm sure he played in the Aberdeen defeat at Ibrox for the first time in 100 years.

Vaping is a great invention. Let's you know who is a complete fanny before you've spoken to them. Saves time. I might be generalising, but of all the vapists I know, 100% of them are c***s.

That linesman taking the whitey at Killie. Very Sunday pub league-esque.

A semi wid I've been evaluating for courtship has recently revealed she's never seen Trainspotting. This renders 90% of my banter meaningless unfunny shite. I also now wonder what other deviant secrets she's hiding. I was doing some mental arithmetic while shopping for batteries, to decide if it was acceptable, leading me to pick up triple A's instead of double A's. Now my carbon monoxide detector will remain battery-less, more than likely culminating in my odourless, gassy death.

david cummings‏ @davidcummings00 2h david cummings Retweeted Rangers Football Club At certain times in our life we are all proud of our children tonight tops them all I can assure you #goingfor55

"Absolutely delighted to come to such a massive club," Cummings told RangersTV. "Once I knew they were interested, there was no question in my mind that I just wanted to sign for them. Back in your box, diddy.

I agree. As good as Morelos has been, he does have a tendency to miss absolute sitters, then score the more difficult chance. From what I've seen of Cummings, he has a bit more poise in front of goal. He's certainly a better option than Herrera and even a fit Miller.

Great photo of Cummings there. Personally, I think he's the best bit of business we've done for years. I want to think we told him to go down south for 6 months then come back up once the bread man got the boot. I'm surprised this conspiracy theory hasn't been mooted. No money paid to hibs, and we get 6 months to see if he can handle playing for a big team in front of a real support.

Wish we would stop dealing with diddy Scottish teams. They clearly can't handle transfers in a professional and discrete manner. Aside from that, it's mostly overpriced shite on offer. Will some diddy player from Hamilton or Killie really improve us? Doubtful. It's sickening to see Rangers fans money going towards keeping these tin-pot outfits afloat. The staunchest players will eventually find their way to Ibrox for no fee, assuming they are good enough.

I've only ever seen one old guy walking a dog, but I've no evidence it's him. He looks about 70 so I woudn't really want to confront him and provoke him taking a funny turn. It's not exactly outside where I live so I don't know how much right I have to confront anyone. I also don't have a socially acceptable level of annoyance. I'll either tut, and walk on quietly fuming, or set about him and get lifted for doing in an old guy. I suppose I could phone the council, but I'm trying to avoid becoming like that.

Sub-humans that let their dugs shite on pavements, and don't clean it up. Just dodged at least half a dozen mounds in a 100 yard stretch of pavement. This was compounded by the very poor energy saving street lighting. Dugs in general are just pointless. (guide dugs excepted). If you want a great pet, get a cat.