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protein shake. treated myself to a few cans for the FA cup final

when was this taken? cant see that being ready to host games anytime soon

i dont understand snapchat. i dont want to understand snapchat. i think this is the only thing that makes me "normal".

thats her! was that you in the bushes earlier?

i take it a friend told you this?

honestly i have no idea. i was in hell.

work in progress

shes a nasty drunk which i think supports your theory. bird sleeping so im not getting my nat king! might sit in the "livingroom" and see if the mother comes through

i had a chicken ceaser salad. was crap.

shes also a very wealthy women. im starting to think a life as a gigilo isnt a bad idea. if i obtain pics youll be the first to know!

whats worse than that but on the same lines is going out for a meal with the inlaws and heading back to the shit caravan that they hired and discussing the meal weve just had. please kill me!

thats shit mate. i do like a bit of chvrches

honeatly she really is! couldnt believr when i found out she was 60. looks far too young to have a 35 year old daughter.

thats the best ive seen yet for the coming season

must say im very impressed (again) with NM transfer dealings. nothings made public. they come out of nowhere. his record is a bit 50/50 at the moment when it comes to signings but that surely means one of these boys is going to get us a decent fee. happy days!

yes the inlaws are. i shouldnt be classed down because of them! this started out a great idea. im going to be misserable by sunday

ill start worrying when i wake up alone in seaton-sands sunday morning. ill be fine. the beavers training will kick in then

its crammed full of shite for 2 nights at seaton-sands with her parents. if we had been doing anything else but escaping the house for a few nights and few drinks id understand. we are driving there for teatime and coming back sunday. no shopping just 2 nights in a shitty caravan with the in laws. i think i agree with swarley. shes leaving me.

rags like the sun get most their transfer gossip from sites like this so likely shite. lets start a caballero coming home rumour and see if they run it tomorrow. on a serious note not sure on booth. on paper i think we are swapping like for like with holt. would have hoped for better.

i have a change of clothes for each day and a toiletries bag all in a rucksack

just got a rare treat there. an episode i havent seen before. niles throws frasier out of wine club and marty goes down to sirt it out. marty - "zip it both of you. now are you going to let your brother play" excellent viewing!

taps aff in forfar. nae cream needed though

your review of bad neighbours 2 is fantastic!

youve just ruined the memory of my first ride now. doesnt seem as gid now as it was fart free

first time i went to my missus house i was holding a fart in for ages. necked the last of my beer so i could go get refills and let rip in the kitchen. it was loud. she shouts "i heard that" and burst out laughing. i knew in that moment she was a keeper. we have never held back since. its a unique bonding moment that first fart. on a par with losing your virginity