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cheers mate

assuming you mean a month as its forfar i live in!

correct. i ended up out on my arse 4 years ago when the wife punted me so no chance im going down that route again. its not much but its mine

that hurt!!

smoke whilst pushing a pram or holding a kids hand. utter tink behaviour

thar would be a smart move but its a council property so far too much hastle to go through their subletting. plus i want a place to come back to with no hastle.

was just away to post the same picture mate!

im struggling with eating habits as well. mainly eating too late at night. im really disciplined during the day and maintain a structured diet but find it hard not to fall of the wagon in the evenings when sat watching tv and boredom sets in. made a point of keeping cherry tomatoes in the fridge so i can stop munching the girlfriends crisps and biscuits. found stopping snacking at night harder than stopping smoking

the girlfriend wants me to give up my flat and move my stuff in to hers before i leave for the army so we can save more money. makes sense in many ways as theres only a small mortgage on her house left to pay and can save an extra £400 a month but i dont want to give up my safety net. she keeps f*****g on at me though. [emoji83]

that is terrifying!

wow. pot noodles are bad enough without even understanding how to make them.

i always liked holt but he does always have that look in his eye like a deer in headlights as he recieves the ball.

neither kit is particularly smart but at least they have each tried something different.

they need put down! unfortunately not uncommon. i remember my then youngest brother, then 17, asking me how long you had to heat beans up for. f***ing beans!

love the diamonds on the sleezes like you say brings back memories of the mid 90s tops. about time everton had a really smart kit. this seasons was the smartest they have had in a long time. the 2000s brought them some truely horrific kits!

great idea in theory but no way we could afford it. the board have already stated we will have a reduced playing budget next season.

had a dream my girlfriend shot me in the shoulder tyen attempted to remove the bullet with a pair of pliers whilst laughing her head off at my discomfort. sure it is a premonition!

not sure if i can justify a season tickets as off to the army but like doing my bit for the club. will cerainly pick up next seasons kits for wearing in my downtime in iraq.

hes the least detestable of the lot ill admit that but hes still a knob! that cant be denied!

a few weeks ago i got a txt from my sister with a picture of some tidy lassie. i asked "whos that?". daft bint "just seen megan!" me "whos that like?" stupid cow was actually excited about this and i didnt have a scooby who she was. shes a definite WID though shame shes been contaminated by the ginger royal

tfrasier is without doubt my favourite sitcom of all time. didnt realise JM was only 52 when recording started. he played the role brilliantly. have to give mention to the episode when the bird attaches itself to niles head as hes attempting to host a dinner party. so many genuinely laugh out loud moments

just watched mission impossible ghost protocol. zombie tv. some decent enough stunts to keep you watching but by no means enthralling viewing. 3/10

RSI?

i got off with her about 6 years ago! shes not been on the smack but has had a rough paper round!

on my old samsung phone my ex wife set up a free music downloader but i cant remember what it was. anyone able to help? obviously i cant ask that oxygen thief!