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gonna need to stop that. shes going to start changing shape

not married as trying to keep hold of all my possessions. well what possessions i got to keep after my divorce!

not married as trying to keep hold of all my possessions. well what possessions i got to keep after my divorce!

its getting beyond a strain. why she thinks first thing in the morning is a good time to clean it is beyond me.

agreed the big lebowski is shit shit

my missus decided to putt the coffee machine on a cleaning cycle before i made my coffee so im now being forced to drink milicano instant. unacceptable

someone cant spell Murray

fair enough we all have people we feel like that about. i always found reyna quite likeable and harmless. could be the accent that automatically dumbs americans down

claudio reyna? seriously?

[emoji23][emoji23] thanks ill be using that one

cant comment on dieng yet as havent seen him in the flesh yet, hopefully saturday, but thats some high praise there ludo. probably the 2 greatest goalkeepers of our recent times, certainly my lifetime and youve selected their best attributes!

[emoji23][emoji23] your right i apologise enjoy it! youve done me a favour with that result anyway. my missus is an orc so i have had a riot tonight!

i actually like craigan as a pundit, decent insight most the time but then he comes away with this sort of pish

clarke shouldnt be with you next season but the ignorance of the EPL towards scottish football might just see you hold on longer. could see him at newcastle next season if the takeover ever happens and rafa walks

great result again guys. clarke just keeps getting that team to produce again and again. no doubt the back pages tomorrow will be all about defoe and davies ruined debutes rather than a fine result. i sincerely hope you can push the arse cheeks all the way. do you think the board will be tempted to throw some money about and seriously go for it? your squad is severely lacking, even compared to Aberdeen, in depth and id hate to see the wheels come off because of a few injuries. id be in dream land if it was dundee. of course itll be a dundee win on the 6th though!

im excited to see higuain in the EPL. always been a player that i find exciting to watch. think he will be an improvement on morata anyway who hasnt looked interested this season at all.

i thought we bought nelson nelson from sunderland? tonights match report on the BBC states sunderland released him earlier in the window.

she usually does but she had a load of stuff to get up the road roday and ot was -2°. otherwise the lazy cow usually does

i thought that must have been the case. JM has done in a matter of weeks what mccann was unable to do in 3 transfer windows, find attackers with ability!

agreed, must have been a knock. really looking forward to saturday now so i better be well!

what sort of wages do you think hayes is on? would be a long shot but would like him at dens and the sort of player we could do with

anyone know if we have we got rid of anymore of that dressing room clutter? surely theres clubs lining up for moussa! i thought madianga and ngwatala would have found clubs quick enough

think the dogs on a suicide mission. last week it was eating my charger whilst i was on the toilet

picked my missus up from work and in the 10 minutes that took our dog managed to find and eat a packet with 4 ibuprofen in it! the packet was in my rucksack in the cupboard so a very impressive feat. trip to the vet and a £120 bill!

yeah sweating bullets, nose streaming and all cracked and disgusting plus a regularly dose of the shits. to make things worse the dog alls has the shits so is being a little bawbag