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that is terrifying!

wow. pot noodles are bad enough without even understanding how to make them.

i always liked holt but he does always have that look in his eye like a deer in headlights as he recieves the ball.

neither kit is particularly smart but at least they have each tried something different.

they need put down! unfortunately not uncommon. i remember my then youngest brother, then 17, asking me how long you had to heat beans up for. f***ing beans!

love the diamonds on the sleezes like you say brings back memories of the mid 90s tops. about time everton had a really smart kit. this seasons was the smartest they have had in a long time. the 2000s brought them some truely horrific kits!

great idea in theory but no way we could afford it. the board have already stated we will have a reduced playing budget next season.

had a dream my girlfriend shot me in the shoulder tyen attempted to remove the bullet with a pair of pliers whilst laughing her head off at my discomfort. sure it is a premonition!

not sure if i can justify a season tickets as off to the army but like doing my bit for the club. will cerainly pick up next seasons kits for wearing in my downtime in iraq.

hes the least detestable of the lot ill admit that but hes still a knob! that cant be denied!

a few weeks ago i got a txt from my sister with a picture of some tidy lassie. i asked "whos that?". daft bint "just seen megan!" me "whos that like?" stupid cow was actually excited about this and i didnt have a scooby who she was. shes a definite WID though shame shes been contaminated by the ginger royal

tfrasier is without doubt my favourite sitcom of all time. didnt realise JM was only 52 when recording started. he played the role brilliantly. have to give mention to the episode when the bird attaches itself to niles head as hes attempting to host a dinner party. so many genuinely laugh out loud moments

just watched mission impossible ghost protocol. zombie tv. some decent enough stunts to keep you watching but by no means enthralling viewing. 3/10

RSI?

i got off with her about 6 years ago! shes not been on the smack but has had a rough paper round!

on my old samsung phone my ex wife set up a free music downloader but i cant remember what it was. anyone able to help? obviously i cant ask that oxygen thief!

grady was my favourite player when he was at dundee. then he went to utd and broke my heart!

i was booked in for it 2 years ago after seperating from the wife but didnt have the balls to go through with it pardon the pun

risotto is awful. can't stomach the texture. decided on making a simple cheese and ham toastie. was delicious!

im informed by someone in the know both were engaged

muse - feeling good has to be up there!? metallica - whiskey in the jar

just booked tickets to see imagine dragons at the SECC next month. cant wait. girl ive just started seeing is pissed off as she thought i was taking her not going with my mates!

what a brilliant thread this is! took me a few hours to get through it all. some brilliant pictures. am i the only one who preferred seeing the junior grounds the Russian lower leagues in particular.

thought i had updated everything to my new address so mostly crap that he was receiving. forgot about the old bat though!

dont know him that well. coincidence he got the council house i was in. just outside belfast.