Aim Here

Mangosuthu Butulezi - Zulu leader and one time actor - has finally stopped chucking those bloody spears.

Kieran Tierney

The difference is that we have a 100% record in penalty shootouts once we hit the tournament. We've yet to fail to *score* a penalty, let alone lose a shootout.

"He farts where he wants ..."

Australian Football site ftbl.com.au got their ouija boards out to quiz Ron Gordon about Hibs' new managerial appointments

Aim Here accepts your apology, and I'll pencil you in for when season 9 happens. In related news, I'm still waiting on the last few results for Season 8's Division A, which is why I've been delaying the update, and these results do affect the league standings as far as promotion and relegation are concerned. Division A Table and Outstanding Results Division A P W D L Pts DearyMe 21 19 1 1 58 ancientnoise 22 18 1 3 55 AimHere 22 17 1 4 52 The_Curmudgeon 22 16 0 6 48 PurpleKangaroo89 21 10 1 10 31 AH13STU 21 8 2 11 26 invergowrie 22 8 1 13 25 stewartmathers 22 7 2 13 23 AlbinoRov 22 7 1 14 22 beef2711 17 5 1 11 16 PnbMathematics 21 4 1 16 13 Dandies1983 21 2 0 19 6 PnbMathematics vs beef2711 beef2711 vs DearyMe AH13STU vs beef2711 I can see that all of these games are ongoing on chess.com but they're presumably moving at a glacial pace. Once the placings are finalized, I'll start taking soundings for season 9.

It took about 3 humpings from the OF before Lee Johnson caught on that we were completely outclassed in a straight-up game of football and had to be a bit more cagey and defensive against them. I suspect that he'll catch on by about the third time that he's leading Hibs against Aston Villa...

I might be exaggerating a bit, but he's got a goal and an assist in 3 out of Hibs' six games this season, which is a fair return.

He has shite decision making for 89 minutes out of every 90. He still averages about a goal and an assist every game, though.

Reports are that the queue hit 9000. Given that it's ST-only sales, that must surely mean a lot of people queueing up multiple times.

Hopefully it's just 1 guy with a botnet making sure he gets his four tickets, and then he kills his 5000 bots once they're no longer needed. Half of the season-ticket base trying to make an away trip to Birmingham seems a bit unlikely, somehow.

5192 ahead of me. Bugger!

Yeah; the Hibs ticket office were pulling an all-nighter, it seems.

I thought his problem at Aberdeen was that he almost always bottled it against the arsecheeks.

Beating two arsecheeks in the same month, Killie? Two? That's insane.

Begging for a penalty shouldn't be a last resort in the dying stages of a losing game. You should set out trying to scam a penalty or a red card from kick off. Tactical fail by Rodgers.

Narrator: It didn't last

Working as intended.

If it's the green, black and white one, it's the CCS flag, designed for maximum riling of both halves of the Old Firm.

Not consciously. I did spot some errors on June 11th which was only 2 months ago, and some of these errors seem to have crept in immediately after (Cormac McCarthy, D.M. Thomas).

For an ST holder, his chance would be as good as anyone outside the 500 'Hibs first' guys, and they're not that bad. If the away ticket allocation is what GreenGray says it is, I can't imagine the demand for an awayday in Birmingham is higher than that for a Tynecastle Derby with roughly similar ticket counts, and I've never failed to get a ticket for that whenever I've remembered to queue up for the ticket site in time. I'm not sure how easy it would be for a random St Johnstone fan to accompany him, though!

I think I've spotted a few errors. Savage Henry should be on 169, not 159 (arithmetic error) pawpar should be on 87, not 97 (arithmetic error) Miguel Sanchez (!) should be on 209 not 109 (arithmetic error. Something's going wrong with the tens column on your abacus!) Thomcat should be on a lofty 239 not 115 (D.M. Thomas died and left an obituary at https://www.theguardian.com/books/2023/mar/29/dm-thomas-obituary ) Also the #19 and #20 places on the table are the wrong way round, confusingly!

A 960 position with a queen and rook starting off in the corner, and AH13STU neglected to develop them; they were still trapped in the corner with my queen pointing all sorts of checkmate threats at his king. AimHere beats AH13STU by resignation

Out of interest, I decided to check out the current roster of zero-pointers to find out, on the basis of age, whose team was the least likely to have not scored yet. You came out on top Zero-pointer Average age of pick TxRover 82.80 Bold Rover 82.00 Eednud 81.33 Sergeant Wilson 80.00 HibsFan 79.47 Duszek 77.67 Helpma 77.20 Curmudgeon 75.73 nessies long lost ghost 75.20 101 72.13 rowsdower 71.67 shivute 71.67 btb 71.33 thisal 70.53 Raven 70.00 Les Cabbage 69.53 ayrunitedfw 69.47 El Guapo 68.93 gingette 67.93 mathematics 66.67 SanStarko 66.20 Richey Edwards 65.73 Bazz891 65.67 Polarbear 64.53 invergowrie arab 63.27