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Division B Table and Fixtures Division B P W D L Pts redVtop 8 8 0 0 24 Basedgodsa1nt 10 8 0 2 24 pleslie999 7 7 0 0 21 PnbMathematics 10 6 1 3 19 Dandies1983 8 5 0 3 15 RBWatson 9 4 0 5 12 Dustysghost 10 3 0 7 9 mackieboz 8 2 1 5 7 N5_Spur 5 2 0 3 6 markf268 8 2 0 6 6 DieHardDoonhamer 10 2 0 8 6 XCTR94 9 1 0 8 3 Round 11 redVtop vs mackieboz markf268 vs DieHardDoonhamer XCTR94 vs pleslie999 Basedgodsa1nt vs N5_Spur RBWatson vs Dustysghost Dandies1983 vs PnbMathematics Round 12 DieHardDoonhamer vs redVtop XCTR94 vs mackieboz markf268 vs N5_Spur RBWatson vs pleslie999 Basedgodsa1nt vs PnbMathematics Dandies1983 vs Dustysghost

Division A Table and Fixtures Division A P W D L Pts The_Curmudgeon 7 6 0 1 18 ancientnoise 5 5 0 0 15 AimHere 7 5 0 2 15 KenDeans 8 4 1 3 13 DearyMe 4 4 0 0 12 stewartmathers 8 4 0 4 12 invergowrie 8 2 2 4 8 AlbinoRov 8 2 1 5 7 beef2711 4 1 1 2 4 AH13STU 3 1 0 2 3 Arabjoe 6 0 2 4 2 The_kid1433 8 0 1 7 1 Round 11 invergowrie vs DearyMe AlbinoRov vs Arabjoe KenDeans vs ancientnoise AimHere vs beef2711 stewartmathers vs AH13STU The_kid1433 vs The_Curmudgeon Round 12 Arabjoe vs invergowrie KenDeans vs DearyMe AlbinoRov vs beef2711 stewartmathers vs ancientnoise AimHere vs The_Curmudgeon The_kid1433 vs AH13STU As usual, results and calculations are found on the spreadsheet at https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YwODlp2A0TBMf2VuyjJox4ZaiyNKmLk37TH0_HrC-jk/

Uhhh, I seem to recall we beat them 1-0. England didn't beat the Netherlands by enough goals help us get through, sadly.

I'm old enough to remember cheering on every English goal during a Scotland vs Switzerland game at the Euros, which still feels a little dirty.

This, but unironically. We've failed to get into the group 11 out of the last 12 attempts. The 12th time, we failed to win a game.

A repeat of 1978 would be our best tournament result for a good few decades.

Oh well. Not a bad result for a meaningless friendly.

Bring on the giant Jambo forehead to scam another last minute goal. Worked last time.

Norway Need to catch up before McTominay's inevitable goal

UEFA are cutting the game as short as possible in case the defensive display by both teams brings the entire game of association football into disrepute.

The first team that bothers to defend wins this

Aren't you on 297 not 287? Your spreadsheet seems to say so, and so does mine.

Division B Table and Fixtures Division B P W D L Pts redVtop 8 8 0 0 24 pleslie999 7 7 0 0 21 Basedgodsa1nt 7 5 0 2 15 PnbMathematics 8 4 1 3 13 Dandies1983 6 4 0 2 12 RBWatson 8 4 0 4 12 mackieboz 7 2 1 4 7 DieHardDoonhamer 8 2 0 6 6 N5_Spur 3 1 0 2 3 XCTR94 6 1 0 5 3 Dustysghost 7 1 0 6 3 markf268 5 0 0 5 0 Round 9 redVtop vs pleslie999 Basedgodsa1nt vs markf268 mackieboz vs Dustysghost Dandies1983 vs DieHardDoonhamer XCTR94 vs PnbMathematics RBWatson vs N5_Spur Round 10 markf268 vs redVtop pleslie999 vs mackieboz DieHardDoonhamer vs Basedgodsa1nt Dustysghost vs XCTR94 N5_Spur vs Dandies1983 PnbMathematics vs RBWatson Between the two leagues, there are 5 players yet to drop a point. Something's got to give, and at least two of today's fixtures should change that!

Division A Table and Fixtures Division A P W D L Pts ancientnoise 5 5 0 0 15 The_Curmudgeon 5 5 0 0 15 DearyMe 4 4 0 0 12 KenDeans 6 2 1 3 7 AimHere 4 2 0 2 6 invergowrie 5 1 2 2 5 beef2711 3 1 1 1 4 AH13STU 2 1 0 1 3 stewartmathers 4 1 0 3 3 Arabjoe 4 0 2 2 2 AlbinoRov 5 0 1 4 1 The_kid1433 5 0 1 4 1 Round 9 invergowrie vs ancientnoise AimHere vs AlbinoRov DearyMe vs AH13STU The_kid1433 vs Arabjoe KenDeans vs The_Curmudgeon stewartmathers vs beef2711 Round 10 AlbinoRov vs invergowrie ancientnoise vs DearyMe Arabjoe vs AimHere AH13STU vs KenDeans beef2711 vs The_kid1433 The_Curmudgeon vs stewartmathers As usual, results and calculations are available on the spreadsheet at https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YwODlp2A0TBMf2VuyjJox4ZaiyNKmLk37TH0_HrC-jk

God bless Lowrie Shankland and his giant Tefal forehead.

Ryan Porteous goes from Franz Beckenbauer to Bozo the Clown in mid stride there.

Looks like all these guys have done is found a company that specialises in cheap corporate swag, and put their company name on them. There's nothing Rangers-centric about the products on sale that couldn't be filled in from an 'insert your company name here' template; juts the odd glimpse of Rangers scarf or other Union Jackery on the promo shots.

To add to this, a lot of overly macho narcissists, after doing the old murder-your-wife-and-kids-and-maybe-themselves thing, do it in times of financial stress, and, for those who don't follow through with the intended suicide or leave messages, often their stated notion is that the wife and kids wouldn't survive without them or something similarly self-important. Looming financial disaster is incredibly stressful; coupling that with patriarchical, controlling attitude and feelings of shame about not being able to provide for your family, and men with certain narcissistic tendencies figure this is their escape route.

Divisiob B Table and Fixtures Division B P W D L Pts redVtop 6 6 0 0 18 Basedgodsa1nt 6 5 0 1 15 pleslie999 4 4 0 0 12 Dandies1983 6 4 0 2 12 PnbMathematics 6 4 0 2 12 RBWatson 6 2 0 4 6 N5_Spur 3 1 0 2 3 DieHardDoonhamer 4 1 0 3 3 Dustysghost 5 1 0 4 3 mackieboz 5 1 0 4 3 XCTR94 5 1 0 4 3 markf268 4 0 0 4 0 Round 7 redVtop vs Dustysghost Dandies1983 vs Basedgodsa1nt pleslie999 vs PnbMathematics RBWatson vs markf268 mackieboz vs N5_Spur XCTR94 vs DieHardDoonhamer Round 8 Basedgodsa1nt vs redVtop Dustysghost vs pleslie999 markf268 vs Dandies1983 PnbMathematics vs mackieboz DieHardDoonhamer vs RBWatson N5_Spur vs XCTR94

Division A Table and Fixtures Division A P W D L Pts The_Curmudgeon 5 5 0 0 15 DearyMe 4 4 0 0 12 ancientnoise 3 3 0 0 9 beef2711 3 1 1 1 4 invergowrie 4 1 1 2 4 KenDeans 4 1 1 2 4 stewartmathers 3 1 0 2 3 Arabjoe 3 0 2 1 2 AlbinoRov 4 0 1 3 1 AH13STU 0 0 0 0 0 AimHere 2 0 0 2 0 The_kid1433 3 0 0 3 0 Round 7 invergowrie vs AH13STU The_kid1433 vs AimHere ancientnoise vs The_Curmudgeon stewartmathers vs AlbinoRov DearyMe vs beef2711 KenDeans vs Arabjoe Round 8 AimHere vs invergowrie AH13STU vs ancientnoise AlbinoRov vs The_kid1433 The_Curmudgeon vs DearyMe Arabjoe vs stewartmathers beef2711 vs KenDeans As usual, the results and calculations are on the spreadsheet at https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YwODlp2A0TBMf2VuyjJox4ZaiyNKmLk37TH0_HrC-jk/

I'm assuming Killie are already drafting their appeal to the SFA for the lack of an equaliser.

To be fair, we're probably only keeping a hold of that statistic by shipping goals to ten Aberdonians...

Division B Table and Fixtures Division B P W D L Pts redVtop 4 4 0 0 12 Basedgodsa1nt 3 3 0 0 9 PnbMathematics 4 3 0 1 9 pleslie999 2 2 0 0 6 RBWatson 4 2 0 2 6 Dandies1983 2 1 0 1 3 Dustysghost 3 1 0 2 3 N5_Spur 3 1 0 2 3 XCTR94 3 1 0 2 3 markf268 2 0 0 2 0 DieHardDoonhamer 3 0 0 3 0 mackieboz 3 0 0 3 0 Round 5 redVtop vs PnbMathematics RBWatson vs Dandies1983 Dustysghost vs N5_Spur XCTR94 vs Basedgodsa1nt pleslie999 vs DieHardDoonhamer mackieboz vs markf268 Round 6 Dandies1983 vs redVtop PnbMathematics vs Dustysghost Basedgodsa1nt vs RBWatson N5_Spur vs pleslie999 markf268 vs XCTR94 DieHardDoonhamer vs mackieboz

Division A Table and Fixtures Division A P W D L Pts The_Curmudgeon 3 3 0 0 9 DearyMe 2 2 0 0 6 invergowrie 2 1 1 0 4 ancientnoise 1 1 0 0 3 beef2711 2 1 0 1 3 Arabjoe 2 0 1 1 1 AH13STU 0 0 0 0 0 AimHere 0 0 0 0 0 stewartmathers 0 0 0 0 0 AlbinoRov 2 0 0 2 0 KenDeans 2 0 0 2 0 The_kid1433 2 0 0 2 0 Round 5 invergowrie vs The_Curmudgeon stewartmathers vs The_kid1433 AH13STU vs beef2711 KenDeans vs AimHere ancientnoise vs Arabjoe DearyMe vs AlbinoRov Round 6 The_kid1433 vs invergowrie The_Curmudgeon vs AH13STU AimHere vs stewartmathers beef2711 vs ancientnoise AlbinoRov vs KenDeans Arabjoe vs DearyMe As usual, results and calculations are on the spreadsheet at https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YwODlp2A0TBMf2VuyjJox4ZaiyNKmLk37TH0_HrC-jk/

I wish I could say that's the first time we've shipped a goal to Aberdeen a man up. They should just start with ten every time they play us.