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Now, this is a wild stab in the dark, but bear with me if you could.... Could it possibly be something to do with the Scottish media being populated by fucking imbeciles?

This saga is starting to get way too far-fetched. I'm beginning to wonder if I've stepped through a worm-hole and entered an alternate universe. I fully expect to see Alice and the Mad Hatter shortly.

Thinking of the RFC floor mosaic, I wonder what they could 're-brand' that as if they redevelpoed Ibrox as luxury housing. Requisitioned From Cocks (I had to restrain myself for the last word)

Re-zoning it for other purposes would be a piece of piss.

Creditors as asset strippers of the Newco? That would be a hoot!

That is interesting. I wonder if Ticketus could apply to have any assets Whyte might have (*sniggers*) seized pending the outcome of any legal process (much as Bain and others did with Rangers). That would scupper Whyte's attempts to punt his shares to any new bidder. I'm still not convinced that this is how it is going to work anyway (see my earlier conspiracy theory about 30 pages ago).

And there was me thinking that D&P's had been claiming all along that Whyte's claim to owning shares was "irrelevant" I wonder what their cut is....

More D&P Pish Christ, we're back to the old 'deliverable' proposals line. Do these guys genuinely believe that we are taken in by a single word they utter. You have to credit them with having some front, right enough. They've singularly failed to progress matters more than the length of a uncurled bawhair, yet they continue to pontificate as if they possess mystical skills in alchemy. Surely HMRC will have decided that enough is enough, and will be steaming in to court to have these halfwits launched into touch?

Fixed

Sounds promising. I'm guessing they're likely to be some heavy duty shredders. As they are also most likely to be all but burnt out, though, I'd only be willing to pay a heavily discounted price for one.

Ooh....spooky

Aye, there may well be rumblings, but who could possibly regard these as in any way genuine or serious at this stage in the day. Absolutely. One can only assume that Traynor had skipped his morning medication.

Cheers. Let the speculation begin....

Link?

Are you telling me that you beleive the words of someone with a name like that?

Yes, it seems that the supporters of other clubs won't buy STs unless we know that we're getting 4 matches against Rangers (or we certainly won't pay the full whack). Has Traynor ever said anything more preposterous? The man is an utter buffoon. What an imbecilic thing to claim.

Whit? You didn't Call Kaye by any chance this morning, did you?

Did he make himself the preferred bidder?

*titters*

You forgot the elephant in the room: Should they be the administrators? Oh, and: Should there be different administrators? And, of course: If there should be different adminstrators, should it be a firm other than Duff & Phelps? Not forgetting: If it were to be a firm other than Duff & Phelps, should it be someone else entirely?

Kilwinning?

Stick-on.

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