LeeVanTeeth

4 cans of Punk and 4 cans of some Innis and Gunn drink with some kind of mango flavour - which might be a mistake.

Just started on the second series. Bit surprised that they've moved it on six years but it's still the best thing on TV.

Great film as is the Departed, which is a pretty loose remake. Full attention required and subtitles which puts puts most numpties off. 9/10.

Don't be forgetting River City.

It's that dick Preston.

Apparently Channel 4 have not renewed their contract to show the BDO World Championships in January. Grew up watching this and enjoying it but the tournament looks as if it must be on its last legs now as the BDO board seem to get more incompetent by the year.

Flat final but a great tourney even if I lost a few quid during it. Not a fan of the BBC's coverage though. Quite like Caroline Barker but she's no darts presenter, likewise that guy Nihal. Both obviously just there to tick some boxes. Saying that, Dan Dawson certainly knows his stuff but sounds constantly condescending.

Bet of the night - Michael van Gerwen vs Mensur Suljovic to reach the final 9/4 although I won't be complaining too loudly if Gary Anderson wins through after that stunning end to his match with MVG earlier.

Once when I went to see one of the Harry Potter films, I saw a dog at the cinema sat in the front row with his owner. Whenever there was a funny bit the dog barked. He whimpered at the sad bits and wagged his tail at the exciting bits. When the film finished, I had to talk to his owner and say how amazed I was that his dog enjoyed the film so much. His owner replied, “So am I. He was never that keen on the books.”

Strangely enough, I'm as likely to go see a women's matches as the people who bump their gums about men who take no interest in women's football.

I have zero interest in women's football just as I have zero interest in watching say Serie A or the African Nations Cup. Does this mean I am a dinosaur too?

You assume wrongly.

And Tam going on and on about bigot Davie Cooper.

I have despised the steroid abusing ugly bitch for years now.

Have always wondered if he actually likes all that Daniel O'Donnell & Sydney Devine guff?

Have listened to it since the first episode. Was a breath of fresh air in its early days but in recent years it's became more and more repetitive, same old stories like Stuart haivering on about his wee boy appearing in a Rihanna video and Tam going on about JFK moments and the only time he has tasted Buckfast. At the 1991 cup final of course. The guys had more freedom in its early days, now with the insistence of the Very PC BBC it has become increasingly bland. The sad thing is if it was taken off air next week the replacement show would be far blander.

No, luckily this one has toilets for male, female, intersex, and non binary, although I may start a campaign to have separate toilets for other non binary gender identities such as genderfluid, agender, gender neutral, demiboy, demigirl and androgynous and others.

What a grotesque way of looking at things. I suppose some might brand me a so-called 'snowflake' but having just read your post in my university library makes me almost ill. Luckily there's a safe space nearby where I shall immediately head to.

With one, possibly, two hands tied behind his back.

Torn faced cow. I'm told that steroids can have that effect on you.

just watched You Were Never Really Here directed by Glasgow's very own Lynne Ramsay. Very good albeit I'm not sure I completely understood everything in it. Now for I, Tonya...

Agreed.

Yeah, let's not make assumptions. Do you reckon Harvey Weinstein deserves the same treatment from the media?

Please make all the women reporting on Scottish football go away.

I thought Elbows was thick. Until Charlie Adam made an appearance.