Dan Steele

Can't believe I'm actually thinking that this game is really going to test Forfar. Clyde, bottom of the league but showing grit and determination and putting together a couple of good results against a Forfar side that continues to confound us with underwhelming performances. I'm hoping for a convincing home win but... ...is probably the way it'll end up.

The Gregorian reform of the calendar went into effect in 1582 and to correct the old Julian calendar, 10 days in October (fifth to fourteenth) were abolished. Bulgaria only adopted the Gregorian calendar in 1917.

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Spaced out in the stand is currently my preferred method of watching Forfar this season.

"Lochgelly lout injured officer with sausage and haggis breakfast pack" Courier. Square go, officer?

You should have put your jacket over that chair and put an open newspaper on the table before joining the queue. Works every time. So I'm told.

I've always thought the Wycliffe theme was excellent. Top man Jack Shepherd - when the producers sacked Jimmy Yuill for insurance reasons (he got meningitis during filming) and then didn't bring him back after recovering, Shepherd refused to go on with the role .

Can't be easy, this learning thing. I quite like the quote from the student saying 'we've never been tested on our ability to recall information. That's something we are going to need to teach ourselves.' Or remembering stuff, as it used to be called.

Luxury. I couldn't speak after licking road clean wi't tongue. But try telling etc.

I could imagine a wean googling 'hottentot connotations of savagery' coming in just after 'can penguins really dance' and 'what accent does the sweep have'.

The West: check this one's CV. I'm pretty sure she sunk a country in seven weeks.

"Scotland will be at the heart of the next UK government if Labour are elected, Anas Sarwar has said." But until then you can just sit down, shut up and leave it to us big boys. Mind you, I'm not sure if Scotland wants to be anywhere near the dead, cold heart of any Labour government.

He'll be having a level 10 Head's Gone at being called The Scot and not GB News number one Great British journalist. Top trolling.

Whole load of alarms going off when this phrase appears, though : interethnic comparison.

But what about any boffins that wear size 12 shoes?

Hibsed it.

It's second top v second bottom with both teams on 2 wins, 2 draws and 1 loss in their last five games. Arguably Peterhead might be on a bit of a form dip so a settled and fully fit Forfar squad could take all three points today. Although as we've seen this season, who'd bet on that? Would love to see the front men hitting top form as well as the back of the net today.

I'm not sure who would be the more stupid here - Scottish voters believing this or Sarwar for saying it. Scotland will be at the heart of the next UK government if Labour are elected, Anas Sarwar has said.

Died when out for a walk in the bracing Arctic weather? Probably just died of exposure.* * To a syringe full of poison.

Keep it for tomorrow - Pancake Ash Wednesday.

This is what he really means, of course.