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Scott Brown in the squad but no Beni Baningime? I'll have one of whatever you've been smoking.

Party tunes started already, get these c***s pumped Motherwell.

Boris could tell me it's raining outside and I'd have to go out to check. It probably wouldn't be raining.

In Edinburgh someone might let you put a tent in their garden for 180k, I'm in East Lothian and it's not much better.

Another honest mistake by a referee in Glasgow, shock.

Aye iPlayer shits its pants everytime I try it with my VPN on.

Also Steven Girrdard

What time for the penalty sweepstakes today? I'll go for 44th minute.

At least Rangers take their chance when the SFA give them a wee helping hand.

Should've been 3 from Aberdeen if it wasn't for that Gordon save. The best keeper in the league.

The better team won, we could've played for a week and not scored from open play.

Wits the goalie daein, Lewis diving in irrationally.

I thought I swore too much (I do) but there is a new guy at my work who swears every second word regardless of where he is, talking to a customer, one of the office lassies, in a shop doesn't matter this fucking guy fucking swears fucking every fucking second fucking word.

Thoroughly enjoyed the Falkirk bashing throughout the episode, can't ever have enough Falkirk bashing.

Aye but you can't beat that fresh new dwarf smell you get.

Again all this soft penalty talk and I struggle to think of any against Rangers.

Seems to be alot more for than against Rangers.

I remember spending hours playing Age Of Mythology

Didn't realise they were a wee cult.

What delivery driver leaves a parcel with someone 10-15 minutes away, I'm calling pish at the lazy cow doesn't want to walk a few doors down.

Some people giving off serious "it'll never affect me so everyone it will affect is a moaning faced gammon" vibes.

Surely he'd just have to reverse out of the space then?

Put extra air in your tyres and you'll float over the water.

Aw what she's dreadful, I'm all for the music is subjective and it's all an opinion on what you like but people must be registered deaf if they like Adele.

Then gets racially abused for missing a pen.