First boy on Thursdays SSB from Yorkshire "I've got a cardboard cutout of stevie in my room and I've had to make him face the wall, I can't stand to look at him" The cult are genuinely OFTW.
My other favourite was Rangers are better on the CV because of European football, by that measure Lincoln Red Imps would be better on the CV than Villa.
Listened to Wednesday's SSB this morning people talking about Gerrard "tainting his legacy if he goes to Villa". The OF cult really is beyond delusional.