Chicken George

Cannot believe the dislike of Scots vernacular on here. Everyone should be ashamed of themselves.

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Announce Scott 'twiglet heed' Gemmill

Clarke can't be bothered with the Scottish League game anymore and all the pish that goes with it. Will combine living down south with Scotland job, plan to get us to one of the next two major tournaments, then go to English club.

I've fixed that for you.

It's Steve 'Slash and burn haircut' Clark

Bad PR for a city spending billions on 'regeneration'. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Doolan will be just fine. Everyone involved is grown up enough to see the logic in what happened. I wasn't there but it comes across as no surprise that Caldwell came across well. Having only read about the new signing from titbits on here and having no knowledge of the player, I am sure Caldwell sees a player there and can develop him.

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They would come through in a bus and SEEVEN seater.

The winner will FEENEESH the SPL club.

They are already FEENEESHED

Dundee may be FEENEESHED but they will get at least a draw.

Would.

Christie has been a far more valuable player to us this season than Doolan.

It's hard to give someone a 'send off' when you are staring relegation in the face. The team always comes first. After two seasons with few goals, I cannot see why people think next season would have been different for Kris.

Turnip heed

It's like the end of a panto when the baddy comes out, takes a bow, and you find yourself having a degree of affection for him. But..... FEENEESHED

Storey FEENEESHED keown FEENEESHED Good day for general housekeeping

FEENEESHED The wellbeing of any club comes before sentimentality. Much better out there. Just got to find it.

I've always been impressed with Charlie Trafford.

Whereabouts in Yorkshire did you travel from?

Slab heads John Yogi and Sam Allardyce to combine their sizeable skulls in a meatheaded dreamteam.

Tune