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Falkirk Hold in Falkirk. over 29000 votes, over 50%

Falkirk Candidates now being called to give results, declaration should be very soon and good, it's absolutely freezing in this hall!

Was half expecting Gethins to be out... Not great!

That's a b*****d about that Tory p***k in Moray

BBC Scotland missing some results by the looks of it

What a glorious c**t he was

No, and that has been quite pleasing as last time round we had a lot of double and 3 figure majorities nevermind the odd single figure! Talking of the latter, I wonder how Gethins will get on in NE Fife

No wonder it took Swinson well over an hour to get from her home to the count. She'd have had to fly from Bath to Cumbernauld Airport or something

Gutted that Jim Murphy hasn't appeared on TV tonight, he was always worth a laugh

Cracking page

Big MacAskill back again!

She was here in Falkirk for the 2016 GE count. A definite wid

That's one I'm personally looking forward to

Candidates just been called in Falkirk. Imagine we'll have something within 10 - 15 minutes.

Yeah I think I might find myself watching the Nine a bit more often

Ooooft!!! Get in Pete Wishart!!!!

Beautiful

Derek McKay is a class act! His parliament exchanges with that Labour fanny James Kelly are glorious

That burd from the National is class

Tory p***ks at Ayr absolutely raging. Pleasing...

How many election do we need to hear the words "We need to sit down tomorrow and reflect" from the Labour party? Surprised I've not heard the words "Root and Branch review" yet. They have to back Independence or they will be a history subject in Scottish schools within 10 years...

Loving the Arbroath tie! Well played sir

Kirstene Hair is an absolute wid! But she's a Tory so f**k her, she's history

Edinburgh South, Dumfrieshire & Tweeddale, Berwickshire & Roxburgh, and possibly Dumfries.

Fucking hell that Hanvey guy looks awfae uneasy!