Ray Patterson

Having watched the highlights United were defensively woeful and not clinical going forward. Obviously I wasn't there and you can't read massive amounts into the highlights - albeit they are probably the best highlights from any club in the division. The only thing I would say is if at 2-0, big Louis Appere finishes that one-on-one, it would have completely changed the game and United could have came back into it. After the 3rd goal goes in its Game Over and the heads clearly go down. Not that it excuses the first half performance, but on another day when Louis or Shanks (who also missed a couple of half chance as 2-0) are firing on all cylinders, United may well have taken away at least something. Fair play to Queens though, good to see Dobbie back scoring.

Or they gain mega millions by hosting NASCAR events around their pitch

Give the guy a box of Freddos!

Without doxxing him, is he the guy who is called up on BBC News quite often when they need an impartial opinion about parliament

"No-one's gonna win the SPL other than Rangers or Celtic" Don't think anyone is going to win the SPL at all tbh.

Another few I'll mention from my watching of other sports. Ned Boulding - football journalist at ITV that became a cycling commentator/presenter Rob Hatch - Cricket/Cycling commentator that has a reputation on twitter for being the pronunciation police a la Derek Rae

I realised the other day that there's people born in 2002 at my University, it just felt wrong and made me feel fucking old. (I was born '98 fwiw) Also didn't Johnny Harvey pull a poster on here to give a bollocking to his players last season at Full Time after they got pumped by someone.

In terms of commentators (in a Scottish context): 1. Derek Rae 2. Rory Hamilton 3. Rob MacLean 4. Andy Burke (hot take I know but he's quite measured) 5. Paul Mitchell

^Word Salad IMO

Bit of a weird question for you Cove fans but I've seen it listed someplace and want to double check? Are RGU playing Aberdeen Uni on Wednesday afternoon at the Balmoral Stadium or was the source I saw nonsense.

Cheers for the highlights, I want to see how bad we actually were.

Tbf he does that for any big game. Inverness in the 2015 cup final "It's History... Highland History"

I nearly spilt my tea all over my laptop after reading that first line hahaha

I apologise it was an Rangers vs Celtic match thread from memory.

This thread was marvellous, didn't the guy Magee refuse to show the time stamps, which got him found guilty in the court of P&B

What was Club Dece, I've heard loads of mentions but don't know what it is.

I think it was BooItsme7 and got banned for posting nudes outwith the NSFW

Well maybe, but Jane Lewis was clearly trying to say the names and was barely keeping up. Only the SFA can f**k up a cup draw though.

Rose vs Falkirk for the TV imho Anyone else think Rose Riley was far too quick when drawing the numbers haha

It's kinda gone unnoticed but if the West Juniors join en masse, would Glasgow Uni be forced into joining the pyramid in the West.

So its almost as if Troy Brown - released from the English seaside league isn't good enough.

You can't be stealing footage from Tannadice like that

Yes.

I do hope Clarke watches Caulker in the Super-Lig for Alnayaspor (sp?) before he puts him in the squad. I have serious reservations about his quality as a player, but if he is somehow turned into an amazing player then maybe he could deserve a call-up in a dead rubber.