Ray Patterson

He's on about Talbot wanting to be a big fish in a small pond, not you.

Joking about Mental Health, get yourself to f**k. Also he left the BBC to go to ITV for more money, so GIRFUY

I voted Cumbernauld as it's worse than the one's on this list that I've been to. Methil - is a dump but no *that* bad.

It was Ronny Delia's Celtic. The league was for the taking that season, especially when we went top on New Years Day.

Not having this regarding McNamara, he was an utter shite manager, as his time at York proved. He spent £300k on Billy McKay, £200k on Muirhead. Had we had say Derek McInnes (for example) as manager in 2013-14 or 14-15. We would have won the Premiership. Stephen Thompson saved the club, after his father put the club into £7m of debt. I appreciate the last 2.5years of his reign were shocking, but his mind was clearly elsewhere by that point. EDIT: United should re-release the "sick kit" as an away/alternate kit next season.

Why is it in comic sans?

Kevin Kyle found Am I balls deep into watching "Si Live from the GersTV" on YouTube? Not for me to say, but yes.

GW1: Zimbabwe GW2: China

Probably the best tie they could have got, tbh. If they get past Vale then I could see them being the live TV Game in R2.

My apologies, we'll come back in two months and hand your arses to you again.

Might as well hand the title to Dundee now.

Should say Scottish Premier Division if we're being pedants about it.

It's good for that purpose and ironically we can play Sow even though he's gone to Killie on loan. Still anyone who goes to this is giving the okay to Colt Sides entering the leagues.

I can't go into too much detail but from some of the rumours that I had heard of his behaviour at the club, it's fair to say that no one at Tannadice will miss him. Orange Order Rat.

Nah Vista - even worse

If that's the case, then yer alright then... Free Agent from English League 1 it is!

My money is on @JinkyBairn

Frans must have been on a decent wage, otherwise I don't know why we got rid of him. Always thought he was a solid centre half at this level. Wouldn't mind Tam O'Ware - but like others have said we're not desperate to sign anyone right now - cover at CB is the only area that I would like to see us get someone. Don't really think Frear would bring much to us, tbh.

Think yous need a few more defenders rather than attackers haha

Ryan Kent is some signing for yous, spent all your UEFA Prize Money though...

Are Dundee fans still claiming the score was illegitimate?! f**k me. You lost. Get over it, come back in 3 months and we'll hand your arses to you again. Thank You.

Not going to this, get this tournament tae f**k. Best of luck to Arbroath and I hope yous punt any Colt/Foreign sides you come up against.

Pie and Bovril Sources claim that Dundee United are close to bringing in Elliot Frear and punting Fraser Aird.

Will be Hecky, typical English Championship type walloper. Levein will go back to DOF with Daly in charge at somepoint though.

He was away to give the GIRFUY but thought better of it. Top lad our Paul