The Derry

I mean you really should have known when you struggled to beat a 10 man Dundee team with 42 players missing the first game of the season.

Is there any chance Nisbet can go give Boyle and whoever plays left wing for you a wee kiss?

I like that Ange's style, go fucking baws oot regardless of the score and opposition. The way football should be played. But still, f**k the old firm.

If Dundee get relegated when there's teams like Livi, County and St Mirren in the league we'd being as well shutting the doors.

Love seeing posts like this! Sadly my old man was a fat arab b*****d so I don't have any of the same memories. Sorry for your loss.

Lads it's Dundee United. Just 11 of you play.

yer maw

Mince, mince, mince, mince, <3, who?

Everyone can untwist their knickers now. Trial period been ended by Dundee. Happy with that and happy the club are listening to fans on issues like this. I'm going to give the club the benefit of the doubt and say this was a genuine oversight.

I reckon the boy was probably a young and drunk moron rather than a massive threat to every woman he'll ever meet. If he's served his punishment for the crime then he should be allowed to live his life. Especially if he's better than Elliott...

I think erring on the side of caution it's probably a no from me. But everyone does deserve a second chance in life. Does he have the number for Clyde?

Whatever happens during this game we all know that as usual when these two world class footballing teams meet, football is the real winner.

Fairmuir park is a 5-10 min walk from the ground and should be plenty of spaces there.

Only if we can team her again.

I don't hit women or children.

I claim Tam when the time comes to kick f**k out the farmers.

Farmers at home is winnable. Nice.

We should be aiming a bit higher than the Motherwell back up right back ffs.

Dat keeper tho

f**k Galatasaray.

A Clyde fan on their thread just said he wanted them to get Derek McInnes as manager. His cranium has completely detached.

Fair play to United for getting so much for a striker who only scored 1 more top flight goal than Sofien Moussa in 6 more games.

Unsure what fucking planet you're living on.

FWIW we will clearly finish above Livi and County. Motherwell, United, St Mirren and us can finish anywhere 7th-10th

Just like you spouting negative shite season after season.