FK1Bairn

I thought violent conduct and serious foul play were 2-3 games and denying a goalscoring opportunity was only 1 game

Rangers fans. Particularly Rangers fans on holiday wearing their home top every single day. Then at night its a Rangers polo shirt. In the pool it's Rangers shorts. On the upside, one of them is currently in hospital somewhere in Las Americas with a broken leg

That's mental chat. You need to get it sorted. Unsurpringly it all comes from her mother. And her mother. And no doubt countless mothers before that

We are away on holiday, today has been our first day. F*ck knows how many times I've been to the bar for juice/ice cream/food because "a woman doesn't go to the bar when a man is around" Chances of me getting away with "a man doesn't go in the kitchen if a woman's there"?

I heard he had Covid

Also, bus stops at roundabouts. Means big queues as there's usually traffic islands so nobody can pass

What's wrong with quickly acknowledging that they played well? If you're quick to acknowledge when they've had a stinker then most people are fair enough minded to issue praise where it is deserved.

In no particular order: Sarah Millican, Jo Brand, Al Murray, Alan Carr and Rosie Jones

No, it's unacceptable everywhere. Disappointed in the stewards and Police failing to get involved, hopefully the club and cops will deal with it

Excellent tackle

I missed that as I had gone to the toilet. Heard the roar and genuinely thought we had scored, came back and there's a hibs player on his back on the ground. From what I heard he nailed the boy?

I thought we were brilliant tonight and deserved the win. Effort, work rate, determination were all there as well as some decent passages of play in the first half. Could and should have been 2 or 3 up at half time. Definitely rode our luck in the second half and I'd love to see the "second goal" back. I was behind the goal so couldn't tell, felt like the 97 and 09 cup finals again. That Hibs starting 11 would struggle in the championship, they looked much more dangerous in the second half. Maybe dont take the p*ss against lower opposition?

Other than the Stranraer friendly, tonight was the first game I've been to since the 3-2 Ross County game in 2019 as my son is starting to get into football now and I obviously want him to be a Falkirk fan like myself, his mum, both his grandfather's and various other great uncles etc. What a fantastic team performance tonight. While it's glaringly obvious we have next to nothing up top and the subs showed our lack of squad depth, nobody can complain about the effort, work rate and determination. Tonight is all we ask for in every game and its going to take a lot to beat us if we play like that more often than not. Can we wrap the "hibees are gay" shite please?

But think of your savings on gas...

I don't understand folk who have their phones on them all the time on holiday. Leave it in the hotel room/apartment and enjoy the holiday ffs

What's the keeper doing?

Agreed. I was convinced VAR would at least ask the ref to view it again. Who's the co-commentator? Ellen White was 20 yards out apparently as she struck the shot from inside the penalty box

I can't believe there wasn't a VAR review, looked a dive a mile. It was reviewed.

The ref looked too far away to give that, I reckon the assistant gave it. Not a pen for me

My other half's parents do this in parent and child spaces even when they don't have our son with them. Apparently it's because somebody bumped their car one day in a regular space so they park in parent and child now and have the nerve not to see anything wrong with it. Can't wait for the day when they can't get a parent and child space with our son in the car because somebody without a child has parked in one

My missus went on holiday with her mum and sister last month. Her mother was petrified of catching covid and wore her mask the full time in the airport. After 10 minutes on the flight she took it off and never wore one again.

She's been going on for weeks about booking fast track at Edinburgh Airport for our holiday. I've repeatedly said if she wants that she can book it. She tried to book it tonight using the ipad. The website froze after she put her card details in, cue mass moaning and asking me what to do next. Needless to say it took me a whole 90 seconds to get it sorted on my phone. Thank you received at all?

I said similar with Latapy at St Johnstone. The play was down the opposite end and he's beaten a couple of defenders then taking his time over his next move. I'm screaming cut it back cut it back. He then smashes it in the roof of the net I think that was the game we won 3-0 or 3-1, Pedro scored and Kevin Cuthbert had to be stretchered off after a knee in the head from his own teammate

Had a meeting via Teams yesterday to discuss productivity. Manager goes on about how the team productivity has dropped to "crisis level" while working from home and asks what distractions we have that's stopping us working productively. She's clearly not noticing - or choosing not to notice - one member of the team sat in her living room with Wimbledon on in the background and making no effort to hide it!

That looks worse than I remember at the time. The Stranraer manager was complaining to the stand side assistant about the red card.