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The official Twitter now blatantly posting thirst traps of Solholm dancing. Disgusting.

It was a good showcase of right backs today. It's a great story that Uganda's center back, who is also royalty, is keeping Scotland's right back out of the Motherwell team, who in turn is blocking the twin second comings of Cafu from getting into the Scotland team. Ramsay does look decent though. Definitely second in line. JET dragging Grimshaw up the pitch and making him work for his yellow card was also fun.

At one point we were lined up like a kabaddi team, it was fun. Woolery definitely had his best game for us so far, he will come good. Solholm just slotted in there like he'd been playing for us all season, and Ojala is looking better each week. Once mugabi realizes he can just run through people up the right wing he will be unstoppable.

I might go back to being vegetarian, maybe eating some meat when I'm drunk like my new role model handsome Sol. I'm going to send him some YouTube links and swap recipes with him.

Smashing the ball into the net with headers, like it's a bad thing?

More needle in this one than I expected. My first time seeing Ramsay, looks like Tosh McKinlay. I can't see this finishing with 22 men on the field. I predict van veen will score another then punch the ref in his celebration. Lovely cross from woolery.

It would be interesting if Wyatt ended up there, since he's a 100% wwe product. I wouldn't put it past him completely reinventing himself if he did. He is the type of act that would benefit from the old territory model where he could move from place to place as the big monster and not go stale. I could see him doing well in NJPW too. The easy money would be on him taking on the dark order, but that might be weird with the Brodie Lee links.

That's nice, I think he's awesome, but I'll boo him if he leaves. Don't leave though. Turncoat judas dick. The club has done a good job of showing that it means well and has the community at heart, that the creepy email won't bother folk as much as it might have a few years back (cynical ). We are so far behind with analytics and using customer data that it's great to see us leveraging it properly now. The pakora hut must be imminent.

This is why it's hard to break through in the entertainment industry. Unbelievable. I'm consulting with legal representatives.

I think apple TV would buy that sitcom. Grimshaw as a guest star, a side arc about Las coming to terms with being usurped as the housewives favorite, and Jim Goodwin as the baddie that tries to kidnap them. We have a hit on our hands.

It's a shame that clubs our size can only have one successful season before their good players get snapped up for peanuts (comparatively speaking). Hopefully our 3 year deals we've dished out allow us to command decent fees for our superstar signings after alexanderball elevates them. I'm glad McGrath didn't end up at hibs, losing your best player to them would be embarrassing. Overall I'm happy with the window, with most of the signings looking good in theory, or on instagram, and only Parker being a real disappointment, with even the manager saying he was shite. Van Veen is the highlight for me, although he will be wondering what the f**k is going on when the club and support are gushing over him trapping a ball that one time.

Could be 2, could be 5, but if it's 0 it will be a "shambles".

Barrow are a league team? Jeez. You'd like to think we'd be a better prospect than some league 2 teams, also seems like a big drop for someone who was highly touted at one point. I think we're saving Johannsen for a last minute tweet. Either that, or we'll repeat the Roberts announcement from January to a slightly different reaction. Road signs are shite, my street is named after my father in law.

Amazing how far we've come, we used to have a guy sitting outside fir park on deadline day tweeting the scoops, now we've got someone at the airport. #boxoffice Part of me wants the 2nd signing to be gotts, because we will then have Goss and gotts, and the power of this thread will be confirmed. However, I'd also like a signing completely out of nowhere. GA suggested there would be no outgoings, but surely a couple will be going out on loan.

I think the sample size is big enough to suggest alexanderball works, and f**k knows how. I think it's a combination of analytics and voodoo. There has been a fair bit of chopping and changing, and there are some players that are still getting up to speed, which hopefully accounts for the silly mistakes. Hopefully the break helps with this, and getting any further signings up to speed. I also enjoy the shithousery of Slattery. With him and van veen, plus us winning by playing shite, we should generate a fair amount of hate this year.

That goal kick at the end was a corner, Kelly got a hand to a cummings shot that looked like it was going wide. Wouldn't have mattered anyway.

Yeah, but we stop at 1 > 0 then move on to advanced Twitter and forum discourse.

Now I'm going to second guess all the other words in the translation. Is he even real?

Midfielder? "Sondre came here as "wreckage" from Strømsgodset, but with us he has developed into such a good midfielder that he attracts interest from a significantly larger league. It is a fantastic opportunity for Sondre, who now gets the chance to play big games in the Scottish series - including against Celtic and Rangers. Vegard also says that MIF will not bring in a new midfielder to replace Sondre in this transfer window"

As a lefty with questionable work rate, I will afford Goss the benefit of the doubt that all those pub teams should have given me. So, with the record of this thread so far I can only assume the remaining 2 signings are ones we've already mentioned on here.

Great, so this will be in my head all day https://youtu.be/F4J9-CQXdPk

I'll admit, Kelly stopping and clapping at 34 mins, followed by the other players brought a tear to my eye. Nice touch.

Wouldn't be surprised if it was still 433, and one of those CBs is a midfielder now. I hope it's Mugabi.

Typical Motherwell, bleating to the New York Times when things don't go our way.

I'm getting kind of pissed at SOD playing hardball with Arsenal, we need that money now so that we can make some more big money signings.