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The reports of #grezzaball's death have been greatly exaggerated.

In a week where Ive been off work with bronchitis, and I'm somehow also covered in horrible poison ivy, that first half has been the low-light.

Is 3-2-4-1 a real formation? Mugabi Ojala Solholm Donnelly Grimshaw SOD O'Hara Slattery Carroll Watt I feel that would generate a good amount of fouls and win headers, and keeps mugabi in the team for the fun. Then we can bring on all our wingers later, or lamie if we're holding on to lead from 20 mins onwards. I might buy football manager and try it.

You have to play as many ex motherwell guys as possible, because they are absolutely guaranteed to come back to haunt us * Is Dunne fit again? Based on GAs interview we will have an unchanged side because we were tremendous on Saturday. GA does lie a lot though. I'd like to not see Grimshaw and McGinley. Wouldn't be surprised so see KVV on the bench too. Let's have a 5-4 with a couple of sendings off and a delay for floodlight failure. I'll be in meetings when the game is on, and in the office too, and every time I miss a midweek game it's a mental one**, so have fun and be nice. *Results may vary ** twice

Good effort, it made me think of Paul Keegan's pizza shop.

Can someone send me the highlights of the game GA watched today? Feeling shite and could do with some cheering up.

As dreadful as we were, it's amazing that if it wasn't for some excellent saves from Seigrist we may have got something from that game. Utd fans owe us some good jokes after us giving them 90 mins of McGinley.

Mio bought me a chocolate bar at a Motherwell reserves game at Tynecastle, and talked at great length about how shite our trialist was. He didn't mention his tiles, so I guess the novelty had worn off by then.

Funny thing is that same lineup could probably rock up to fir park tomorrow and hammer us. They really needed us to go down instead of kille.

I'm being made to watch that. It's alright.

We absolutely are winning it all. I'm not even going to watch any more games, no point when I know what happens.

Don't smile because it's over, just scratch your head because it happened. Looking forward to him cOmiNG BaCk tO HaUNt Us

Also, there has to be one person in that crowd who is nailing "yes sir, I can boogie" with perfect pitch, and the poor bugger is never going to get the recognition they deserve.

Still chuckling at the fact that they had a player feign a head knock to get our goal disallowed, and took forever getting pretend treatment, for us to get the goal anyway then score again in the time he gifted us.

Patterson is going to get plenty of attention as long as he's the sole rangers representative. It's always going to be shite or sugar with him, and a whole lot of mental gymnastics to from folk to prove their point. He was poor in the first half and then showed he could be a good attacking threat in the second. If he grows into the role and becomes more consistent, great, but he really needs consistent games for someone. Our defence in general was bad, but I can live with the "we're going to score one more than you" tactics as long as we actually do that. I thought our midfield 3 was excellent, and I've definitely become a gilmour fanboy. Fair play to dykes for picking himself up after the penalty save. Also thought Christie made a positive contribution when he came on. The scenes after the game were something else, wish I was there.

I liked it when grezza lied in press conferences and we scored 100% of our chances. I'm going to hack someone at the football tomorrow.

We had so many chances to get back into that game, but I guess our conversion rate was unsustainable. Amazingly that must have been the fewest chances we've conceded from open play. That miss before the half time whistle was criminal. The penalties looked soft, but the shite effort for the second gave us a glimmer, then Woolery shat himself when he had a chance to score. I'm just surprised he didn't find a way to pass that one backwards. Van Veen looked hungover. That was the first time I've saw Beni, some player. Gordon could probably play another ten years.

Bobby Fish v Guevara for the TNT title next week.

Arn Anderson calling Cody a pussy for not wanting to shoot folk in the head was a promo I wasn't expecting. The man also looks the exact same age as he did in SummerSlam 89.

I may have seen one MMA match ever. He's a really good promo, does he do that in MMA too? Wonder if they'll start calling the fans wankers on SmackDown on Friday. Missed Lio Rush's vignette, cool to see him back. f**k sake MJF [emoji23]

Never thought I'd care about Dark Order, but that was a nice segment. I don't know who Dan Lambert is, but he's a pretty good heel. I'd punch him before MJF if I had to choose.

It's been a while since we've had a player that we can all agree to dislike. He has that combination of being shite and also being an annoying wee dick. I'd call him a hobbit, bit not one of the hero one's, more like that w**k that gives the horse guy directions. Seems like something he'd do. As said above, players can support who they want, but there's a professional way to do that. Wouldn't be surprised to see him back at Thistle.

My season prediction was that he'd assault a ref, but I think they might be just as butt-hurt about this. He's right though.

Deserved win because we scored the most goals and only conceded from an accidental cum shot. However, County will feel disappointed that the murderball psychology stopped them from scoring their various other chances. Hungbo was rubbish, but he looked happy to be out there. Spitall looked dangerous the whole game. That's the first time I've seen him be impressive, looks like he's going to be a key player for county. Callachan has the rage of a roided and coked up 80s WWF wrestler. Did malky deliberately sub the guys that were on yellows? I can't imagine county will be in much trouble if they can keep the key players fit and White's wife happy. Tony Watt is going to break our hearts, I love him too much. Slattery is getting there but I won't have a problem hating him when he leaves for someone else. And Chielamie just finds ways to make me not hate him, what a ball for the 2nd, he totally meant it. I think I'm making my first visit up to dingwall when I'm back home for Christmas. Are county fans nice or do I need to start mma training?

Can we win a game without Bevis? We have no defenders on the bench, so we're going to have to use midfielders for our closing back 7.