Doonhame Buddie

I’ve never understood why Buds don’t go to these games. They sing stupid songs and make stupid noises but that honestly never bothers me. I guess I just zone if out and even if I could make out their noise I would just ignore it.

Call me a fanny, Happy to oblige. This is the only pie chart relevant to Scottish football supporters.

Yup. Home and away. Travelled on the Grahams bus. 15 pence from Linwood to the Cross if memory serves

Typical of Sevco to lie down to their wee cousins in an attempt to keep us out of Europe.

Trevor Carson MoM.

Hats off to Tony Docherty for dropping their keeper against Sevco tonight. That’s Comedy Gold/Karma/Manager’s Union. The bold Trev has probably already left the ground.

This highlights the stupidity within the game. “They” do everything in their power to guarantee a bigot cup final but are desperately trying to avoid a title decider. Stupid.

Delighted I’ve found the Yokohama SMFC supporters bar for Saturday. Lovely bunch of lads.

I’m just disappointed we will not have another game against the Famous Aberdeen this season. They bring so much glamour to an otherwise drab division. Good luck at the seaside next season Dandies.

I would prefer Taylor replacing Dunne and Bolton replacing Fraser. That’s not happening.

VAR. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, say it again.

That’s a weird site to stumble upon. I don’t see any violence but I can hear lots of pre-pubescent screaming. Wee boys trying to kid on they are big boys. Edited for grammatical purposes.

Two games in a row Brown has come on for Bwomono. Both times Elvis was doing fine, not sure I understand the logic of that.

Why?

Taylor to start and Baccus on the bench.

Dundee were shite against St Mirren and Motherwell were shite against Morton. Good point, well made.

Announce Derek Adams.

Will you sack him now? Asking for a friend.

Too much depression in Tayside. You came second guys. Second is pretty good, look on the bright side.

Announce Derek Adams.

I wonder why Gogic isn’t the team captain. He consistently delivers a minimum of 8/10 and every week he can be seen motivating and encouraging the rest of the team. A natural leader.

My favourite part was “…one of the best jobs in the country…”

Nope. He chased the Ayrshire pound and good luck to him. It would have been hilarious if we had signed him but, honestly, we dodged a massive bullet. Van Veen had one incredible season but recently he hasn’t been getting a game for a middle of the league, second tier Dutch team. Bullet dodged.

If he isn’t sold in the next few hours, he will leave for no buttons whatsoever.

Unpopular opinion but it’s going to be bad news if we don’t sell Keanu before the end of this window #CashIn.