My cats an arsehole. He woke me up at half 5 this morning screaming like he was half starved so I came down to find a bowl full of food from when I went to bed. We then had an exchange of opinions about said food which the fucker eventually ate.
About 40 minutes after this he came into bed howling about something at which point I shouted at him calling him a "cock".
My Mrs then speaks from her sleepy state saying "it's too early I don't want any cock"