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#whydowefuckingbother

4 days until I get home for a sabbatical and I feel the smooth foamy embrace of iT

This thread will bring far more entertainment than anything served up on the park.

The problem with scottish kits are the fuckers who pick them, it's either a board of directors mostly guys that are middle aged, or they open it up to the fans again guys that are middle aged.

Macron are smashing it out the park more times than not these days.

That's a proper retro chalice going on there.

You fucking hero, it's on its way

Godspeed on your divine mission to get leathered on the good stuff.

My stash has gone and the funky shops I relied on have run dry. Full sugar soft drinks are being stamped out for example inenjoy vanilla coke bit that's now diet only, if you go to somewhere like pizza hut you can only have diet. This is fucking bullshit I've been alive nearly 40 years i want the choice between sugar and shitty cancer inducing sweeteners.

Getting a new fridge delivered and found this hiding behind the old one.

That wba is decent but the spoiler ruins it a bit.

Who was the pars player who's mum was an absolute wid?

I have found a petrol station in a village that stocks it for some strange reason. Not sure if anyone else buys it but they always have it in.

In fairness the defence looks alright and definitely strengthened in the middle. Will be a small squad so hopeful we can avoid any hideous injuries.

salvation has reached darkest englandshire and just in time.

Can you comment on the widness of said serving wench

What are these new glasses about they lookalike the Stella ones

These b*****ds took some beating.

What are those phone covers about

Just in from a long hot shift and the first can has just gone down in 4 thirsty gulps. Needless gluttony and no time to savour the taste but badly needed.

So dry calm weather for a month on the east coast of Scotland.

f**k East Fife just play the fucker in the bevie park. Also I see hamilton had the worst pitch last season according to spfl, are they the ones we got the reccomendation from?

That hibs top is fucking outstanding

Easy there I'm not having you Lidl touchers shit talk Aldi.

Oh and while we're fucking about with the pitch can they reinstate the slope.