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If the team go up this year it will for me be the clubs greatest ever achievement. In terms of how far they have come and everything that gas gone on over the last 6-7 years and all with a manager shocked had sweet fa for a budget.

Went for the first scan today. So we rock up to the local Hospital what an absolute shit hole the maternity bit was a right dingy scabby looking place looked more like a Turkish prison than the 21st century nhs. Anyone still upbeat we go to the reception get sent to another reception then sent back then ushered into a cupboard sized room for the sonograph still uPbeat until the most monosyllabic woman in history does the procedure we had to practically go to water torture levels of interrogation to get any kind of information. And to top it all they had fucked up and all our details were wrong after further interrogation. Rant over sorry to go on but it was quite an exciting thing for us and the shine was well and truely taken off it. Now the important thing baby is healthy and well and we are 13 weeks in.

Coming up for twelve weeks the scan is a week on monday. Really hoping all is well we have just moved into a new house which took 5 months of fucking stress to complete and are now dragging this seventies behemoth into this millennium. All of which caused my wife an unhealthy amount of stress she has started to sleep through the night now for the first time in about 6 weeks. I fear this child will be climbing the Walls when it arrives

Well mrs pubcarking went to the first midwife appointment was kept waiting 40 mins before being told no one was coming. I imagine the way she is at the minute some poor receptionist had a few fucks thrown into them

Staten island. Pile of shite 1/10 Up in the air. George clooney rom com drama kind of indie. 7.5/10

Made it all very real and gory blood shit and all. Frankie Boyle was right about never looking at a woman in the same way again. Hopefully I will man up a bit before the big day. First midwife appointment next week.

Made the mistake of watching one born every minute. This polish girl was given birth it looked awful. And I don't have to do it

The warriors 8/10 Alpha dog 8/10 True story of a drug dealer who kidnaps an enemies brother. Everyones fine 6/10 Robert de niros grown up kids hide there problems from them

When is Gary Wales going to play

Oh Lordy

Is that the one where Norman bates is on the phone to some radioshrink about hischild hood?

I'm quote fond of sleep. This doesn't bode well

Coming up for seven weeks and this woman is comatose all the time she slept for 13 hours Saturday and 14 hours Sunday

yeah i have seen the zombie diaries it was madde near where i live funnily enough. it is hugely cheap and looks it. however i did enjoy it. the people involved cared about something enough to get off their arse and make the thing and then got it distributed so fair play to them.

I thought I was the only person who had seen orphans? It's class. As for diary of the dead it gets better the more times you see it real grower

Is there anything can be done about stress during pregnancy we are in the middle of a house move and she has a lot of stress at work. So hardly ideal plus she feels like shite all the time

Now I know why my old man looked fucked off fir all those years.

Well the last three days have been trying. She feels icky and stressed and as a result is and her words not mine " a right miserable bitch " everything makes her angry. I found her shouting at the cat today for some misdemeanor. Please tell me this will pass. We are in weeksix by the way

sherlock holmes. 5/10 didn't do much for me although jude law was very good in it stepfather. cheapo thriller about a mental milf hunter 4/10

Fair enough I thought it might be too soon. I'm amazed at how excitable I am about the whole thing I thought I would be the practical one worrying about money and where to put all the stuff.

Doing dome late night shopping tonight is it too early to buy a book of names? Don't want to jinx it

Well it's been confirmed by the gp she has to see the midwife in three weeks. Been given a rough date of September 15th. Shit just got real

Thanks for the words of support going to wait a few more weeks before telling our parents then we will let everyone else know after the first scan. That said I'm certain the cat will escape from the proverbial bag sooner than expected. I am actually looking forward to the pregnancy which is easy for me to say.

using the anonymity of the internet here as i can't tell anyone else i was awoken this morning to woman waving a plastic stick with two pink lines on it in my face. now although we hadn't been actively trying we had eazed off the birth control to let nature take its course. she believes she is 4 or 5 weeks down the line going to the quack tomorrow. now although i don't particularly like children i am highly excited by this revelation. what have i let myself in for? all advice taken as i havn't a fucking clue about this stuff

I am no comic geek I just enjoy the batman films. However wouldn't the riddler be similar to the joker would they not be better going for the penguin or cat woman. Either that or Adam west in a dastardly disguise