StringVesto Slipher

Wee Brendan will still get manager of the month.

I think the guy just liked scoring goals. Well, goals, protein shakes and mattresses from Park Lane Mattresses, Portland.

You and your sellic pals weren't whining about the pitch when you beat us on it last year. Typical old firm fan: totally divorced from reality. NB You're right @bennett, highlighting the pish in bold whilst keeping the full quote is the way to go.

Good point. I'll try that in future.

There wasn't anything wrong with the rest of the post, just that wee bit.

Rangers started with 5 new players. Killie started with 7 (seven) new players.

As much as I would love Mayo to get the winner against your lot on the opening day, that stuff doesn't seem to happen to us anymore. Knowing our luck, he's more likely to be the Killie player the ref decides to send off in a 'harsh decision' and/or be the one to give away your obligatory 'penalty to rangers'.

When Scotland do a smash and grab, we usually grab defeat from the jaws of victory. This isn't the Scotland I know! It's the Steve Clarke effect.

Once again, I'd like to just take a minute out of celebrating the genius of Steve Clarke to pass on my thoughts and prayers to the rangers fans tonight. I'm sure I speak for us all when I say from the bottom of my heart, I truly implore each and every single last one of you makes every single effort to Get It Right Fucking Up Ye.

What does the flag say?

Steve Clarke is a genius. Thoughts and prayers with all the rangers fans tonight. GIRUY.

I've had a sneaky wee feeling all day that we might just get a good result tonight. If my fever dream is right, we'll be celebrating a famous 2-1 win (Spain leading by one until late on). Now I've manifested that, cue Spain to give us a proper skelping.

I wonder what Jim Goodwin said beforehand?

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Aberdeen should get demoted for bringing shame onto Scottish Football.

Darvel just taking the piss now.

Been waiting years to see The Last of Us brought to TV. Been looking forward to my Monday evening being spent watching brain-dead zombies lumbering around a desolate wasteland....

Ayr fans raging at John Gall. The dons getting their arses felt by Darvel. As Monday nights go, this is glorious.

Sevco showing all the other swivel-eyed union-jack-shaggers what a swift Brexit really means. Farage is jealous tonight.

Fire safety wardens everywhere watch and marvel at the ability of the sevco mutants to quickly and so efficiently vacate their stadium. Almost as quickly as their team vacated Europe.

Sevco really are stinking up the Champions League.

Yaaaaaassssssss!!!!!!!

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"Ryan Kent, when he opens up his legs....and is in full flow....shows you what he can really do." What exactly is Kevin Thomson watching?