P and B Official Hamster

Ahve no started a thread asking how to stop u coming intae the kitchen and boiling the kettle every half hour during the day ya c**t. Ah'll keep running aboot and ye'll dae nuthin.

Where do I sign up for this m8?

Wish ah had years of ma life to lose m8.

Alrite m8, It's night time so ahm having a spin oan ma running wheel. This c**t @Richey Edwards won't put me in the hamster ball because I keep breaking it open and hissing like an aggressive cat when the c**t tries to grab me. Anyway I'm gonnae make as much noise as possible. Catch ye xxx

Good, because it most definitely isn't some strange b*****d pretending to be a hamster online.

Alrite this is my thread. Check this thread for regular updates. Ta, P-Bovvy xxxx

Be very careful.

@Richey Edwards and the Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters

Grandpa???? Is that really you?

Alrite I'll be in the directors box causing havoc. Catch ye x

I'll outlive u ya c**t.

It's a chew for keeping my teeth healthy. The angle is very unfortunate though. Blame that absolute p***k @Richey Edwards for that.

Alrite m8, Hope your Christmas isn't shit and you get good presents.

f**k up ya dick.

I've got nae hands. Just daft wee front feet that I use as hands.

They snobby c***s hink they're better than me. Well, ah can shite where I like as well.

That's because I post good and sensible stuff and you post shite ya radge.

Ahm in Amsterdam just coming back noo.

Ahm a hamster, my lives too short to proof-read my posts.

I wish I couldn't read, so that I did not have to read your posts ya c**t.

This c**t keeps making himself decent food and giving me shitey wee pellets and bits ae lettuce. Sort him oot.

Alrite boiz, Unlike that upstanding moral crusader @Richey Edwards I don't have the luxury of boycotting the World Cup seeing as it will be the only one I will get to see in my lifetime.

"That hamster" is actually the official hamster of Pie and Bovril. A title you can only dream of. Have some fucking manners.

How many green beans can you fit in your mouth? I can fit two.