Mr Meeker

We still have an Australian international goalkeeper on the payroll. Fear not.

Yep, I think that was the sole reason we gave him a game. "Ex Manchester City starlet" type nonsense. If it was a bit later he'd have been given an instant 2 year deal.

United fan. Keeper has been unbelievable.

That would be an ecumenical matter

I'm getting old, I just tried to find a Mason Boyne gif type thing and was surprised to find there wasn't any. It was going to be mildly relevant and not funny.

Is there ANYTHING to be said for a penalty to Rangers

Different situation with the pressure on. I've got 99 problems and a pitch ain't one. Hit me

Arab_R_us is typing

I tried that line at my unfair dismissal appeal and got nowhere at all

I'm a United fan lads. I can't recall a time when Arab_R_us wasn't showing as typing. Seems like before the original game should have been played

Thanks, you're a comic genius yourself. Emojis etc.

I've just checked and it seems that raining falls under the new Hate Crime law. I hope Dundee get what's coming to them.

Is there ANYTHING to be said for having another pitch inspection?

We bought that stuff last year to replace the "goalkeeper". It was quarter of a million pounds.

No fight, no heart, no passion. Just mercenaries now, and that stems from our owner down to the manager and players.

Half time booze for me. We are fucking pish

I'm an Arab, been watching the champions league and checked the score. Shouted ahaha, yes. Dundee have beaten Aberdeen. Mrs Meeker shouted "are you actually okay? This is new."

Can you hear me Martin Compston, can you hear me? Chic Murray, can you hear me? James Watt. Roadworks. Lena Zavaroni. Richard Wilson, I don't believe it. Your boys just took one hell of a beating. By errm one goal to nil.

It's as if they have a manager that knows the Scottish game or something.

I'm what you fellas call a DAB. We've all been on the end of a thrashing in Glasgow. If you ever fancy beating our record, do it on home soil lads. Get rid of your current manager and appoint Jack Ross. Goodwin as assistant. They both have a contact for an Australian international goalkeeper. As your Morrissey fellow likes to say, it's a dearie me moment only. Thank you.

Maybe they were saying boo-urns

Swap you a "goalkeeper"

Mark Birighitti's seven day loan to Killie is about up, if this doesn't break rules. Heartily recommended