Mr Meeker

How about some iconic advertising hoardings to settle this amicably.

MacTartan I think you'll find. Some player by the way. Sickening how Auchenshuggle treated him after the injury.

No but you could check out the ground redevelopment before and after pics niche thread if that's what floats your boat. You might need to start it though.

Premiership forum for this pish please. Us Arabs have got shite goalkeeping to discuss. As you lads like to say, thank you.

If there was no ball involved in the game he'd be fantastic

Well, aye.

Doondee United. That's really clever. Very well played.

Been supporting United over 40 years. We fully deserve every bit of roasting coming our way. I don't blame the current manager. Abject lesson in how not to run a football club. I won't be back, even if a miracle happens. Mercenaries one and all

United have shown so little desire though. Plus everyone can see a run at our defence and a pass in behind does us every time, as well as a strong likelihood that any shot on target from anywhere on the pitch will get past the worst goalkeeper I've seen in the 40 years I've been going.

Fair play from an across the road fan. Deserved. I'm glad you can't relegate us again. Also glad to see other team's can't do a Gretna. Hope we can have top level derby games again and happy to take the slagging if not, but as you lads always say, Thank You.

I'm one of the getting older brigade who really stopped properly caring after watching the start of the "Souness revolution" years. Won't ever get the proper passion back now as the game I think has changed forever. I still care about my team but I'm not sure it's apathy. I'd honestly say it's anger at how we ended up here. Scottish football was great.

Can you send this to Tannadice and clarify these don't all apply at the same time, there's obviously been some confusion here.

Just in general

We'd struggle in the Championship. Inviting teams to attack us with no presence in midfield, this defence, and a supposed goalkeeper is beyond strange

Leaving Tannadice before half time is an absolutely brilliant move these days. Unless you're in the away support. Even better if you can provide a ba dum tssshhh on the drums when the goalie inevitably works the room

He had a tough first few months. Hamish went back in goal again as he looked nervous. The character to come back again speaks volumes, particularly with Wee Jim as gaffer. Some of his away saves in the UEFA cup were outstanding.

RIP Billy The Fish, thanks for the memories.

You won't have to be wary of us fighting for our lives really though. It's a nice thought. Looking for a managerial position?

Hamish would have scored the penalty and everything would have been clear

He's got confused because our keeper doesn't count. It's difficult if you support United

Stop me if you think you've heard this one before

But they will show some fight, we don't

The Morrissey guy that says thank you is always funny. Devastating repartee. To be fair, they absolutely would beat us, but won't have to. Straight down. There is a light that never goes out.

Get Bowman on

Just keep the six foot guys storming through the middle please, Levitt will stop them.