Mr Meeker

I used to love listening to sportsound on the way to the game. It was a ritual. Genuinely, why bother now? They're all idiots. I haven't listened for a long time and I have less road rage. Richard Gordon I would have listened to, no problem. Even then, him trying to have a conversation with "Biscuits" etc? Just don't listen anymore. It's not going to get any better.

Mrs Meeker says this happens to me constantly and it's a marathon not a sprint.

We're great. Celebrating like we've won the Champions League is a bit of a minter. Just get down the tunnel.

We should give that Australian guy a shot in goals for the second half to get his confidence and match fitness up to speed. Ray Meagher who played Alf in Home and Away obviously

It could be their late failure to win a world record points total. Unless they did. I for one wasn't watching but it's heartbreaking if not and absolutely should be up there with the American civil rights issues. Nobody likes the inevitable late penalty to Rangers including Martin Luther King.

An absolute disgrace. The SNP I believe are looking to outlaw pavement parking urgently. As usual it's all Dundee United's fault it seems

If we could get the thread back to car parking ear appointment insults I'd be delighted. Informative and amusing.

We all live in Fife Spud.

It's clearly festered all summer, the injustice of winning the league at a canter. So much so he looks like Uncle Fester on kebabs. Rosa stands with him. No wait, sits down. Apologies

A fair point, perhaps I could have explained myself better - a few ciders didn't help. Things seemed at times to be verging on whataboutery which gave me the seethe.

This thread needs to be kept on topic. That girl was raped. The rapist is now trying to make money from this. Football is irrelevant

I've been drinking since full time and just asked the wife if she fancies coming to bed with "the destroyer". It's under her pillow apparently and she's phoned me a pizza

Yes, that's the thing that will really bug us about today. Some twitter shite

I get the feeling some folk on here this evening might be "dee sympathisers" but I've had a couple of tasty beverages and could be misreading the room

Definitely give us a watch. Switch the commentary off and just play circus music over it and enjoy a few drinks.

Beyond shameful. Spartans only taking one off us has to be one of their worst results ever

Home Alone was the pinnacle for me. Ferris Bueller's Day Off was also worth a mention.

An imposter? In which case we'll definitely have him. It's a 4 year deal.

Elton John would be a massive upgrade on the current incumbent and JF Kegs would probably cover his wages if we put stickers on him.

Might be long covid. Poppadom fingers crossed lads

I enjoy the banter with our neighbours from up the street, in the same way I can have a laugh in the pub or work when there's a deserved slagging on the go. There's times you have to suck it up as you dished it out in the past. This is our glorious moment. I think it might last a while though.

Memories of watching Dundee United lose every cup final, convincing myself I was a jinx so decided to stay away from the game we busted the Hampden Hoodoo. Still not sure if I regret not going.

Does he come from a land down under? You better run, you better take cover

Mosley and Lee Harvey didn't die, they just changed their names to something else and are still going

Done as a player but way too many stories of behind the scenes issues for me also. Could be nonsense but you'd struggle to find many fans who want him involved at the club.