Jives Miguel

How bad is Antony btw. Hopeless football player. Eight million pound sterling, good grief.

I do all of these.

Another vote for Boateng here. A cut above this division.

Just glanced at my colleagues mouse and its caked in this coagulated, black sweat and grime. Thank you

Yes, clearly League 1 and Championship relegation battles is Morton being "propped above their natural level". Idiot of a man. Thank you.

He's also been a big reason why they can't keep a clean sheet anymore. He's becoming a liability in all honesty. Arteta should consider putting him back into midfield, would suit playing in the Xhaka role bursting through the centre-left part of the pitch.

Why not? I want to see all clubs that have been propped up to above their natural level via a financial benefactor fail. They're bad for the game.

I would love to see Morton help relegate this team.

Zinchenko chucked in another goal last night btw. He's an absolutely chronic defender.

To sum up: It's their home game, and they can do whatever the f**k they want. Stop being so entitled. Thank you.

I hope that you encounter a flat tyre on the way to the game and are stuck on the M8 waiting for AA for the duration of the match. Thank you.

Why are so many glory hunters turning up for the Dundee game when you've been struggling for 500 home fans all season?

Hickey will be moving to Manchester City NEXT summer, as already foretold by myself. The fee will be £44.5m. Thank you.

I hope Morton win 5-0 on Saturday, then 9-0 (on aggregate) in the play-offs. Thank you.

To provide some explanations to the ones I said in first post Dean Keenan - w**k. Shite player, shite professional with a bigtime attitude. Aforementioned shat in a pool table pocket. Never fails to try stick the boot into Morton or Morton fans on twitter when giving the chance Paul McGowan - no explanation required for the baldy lowlife Brian Graham - a vicious thug on the pitch. Has already dished out one extremely serious facial injury to a fellow pro in his career that I know of (who was then threatend with legal action by Partick, stay classy Partick). The animal should be investigated by Strathclyde's finest.

Any stories of him being a knobber? Interested to hear why

Nothing wrong with enjoying your own company. Its more worrisome if the likes of yourself have such a necessity for human companionship.

I've got an old pool table in the garage he can take if he wants to start shiteing in the pockets like the good ol days, the big rotter.

Agreed. Unfortunately there's a fairly small character size limit enabled on the website. Will be emailing off a few enquiries to see if I can't get this increased for everyone.

Dean Keenan Paul McGowan Brian Graham. Thank you

Yeah that would make sense actually. Jim McInally - a noted fud.

Interesting. How much of a "sweetener" do you think Uncle Willie handed Savoury's agent for making them ware of such a clause?

Its OK, they're Queens Park and they can afford it.

Ooft, you're absolutely beelin