Jives Miguel

This group gives me the fucking fear. One we could legitimately finish 4th or 5th in if we're not careful. Still can't believe we worked our way right up to 2nd seed just to get papped into this fucking shanner group. Only Scotland would get drawn into a group with Haaland, Odegard and Kvartsheklia in the teams seeded below us. Just fucking typical innit, we never get any luck in our favour. Reckon the line-up picks itself at the minute. Gunn Hickey - Porteous - Hanley - Tierney - Robertson Ferguson - McGregor McGinn Adams - Dykes

The McGrattan stat is more of a nod to the balance of the side when he plays rather than about how good he's been on an individual basis. Whenever he plays, its normally been Quitongo on the right. Two energetic players giving us plenty of width and pace in attack, and none of the asymmetric pish of the last couple of games with narrow midfield and Muirhead floating up around Oakley. Not getting a like for like backup for Quitongo could cost us a play-off spot I reckon. Been our best player in 2023, need him back sharpish.

Arbroath are a club whose relegation I would love to see us contribute to.

Wouldn't lend the Govanhill Gretna the steam off my shite

Morton to go up alone is the only good option. Failing that, Dundee alone. Would be a monumental riddy for our top flight to feature a wee plastic team like QP and their 500 fans.

Apologies mate, 500 fans. My mistake. I hope your new place is big enough to cope with The Masses that will come flooding back.

You have 400 fans

Pardon? Can you leave my thread if you've nothing constructive to contribute. Theres a Raith Rovers match thread where your nonsense can go. Thank you.

It won't be a moot for you, you'll have to change your name to The 56.

So you're a unionist AND a Rangers fan? Not good! Your two teams playing next Saturday, how do you decide who you want to win?

Says you, who call himself a Motherwell fan yet has a reference to Rangers 55th title in his name? A glory hunter and a 2 teamer. Despicable.

Apoloiges, I've just been asked to leave Yo Sushi, so there's going to be a delay on the explanations whilst I find somewhere to have the 2nd half of my dinner. (Please PM me if you have any suggestions)

Thanks for your concern, but Yo Sushi are audited by the health board on a frequent basis. The chances of being felled by a potentially deadly illness in their establishments are low. Not only that, but as a result of their excellent food and service of staff, Yo Sushu enjoy a 4.4 avg rating on the food app "Deliveroo", a rating almost unheard of among chain food outlets. You stick to your McDonald's and Greggs, and leave the fine dining to me pal.

Here's my list Ayr Partick Queen's Park Dundee Falkirk Airdrie Clyde I can detail my reasons for the above later on, but I'm just about to be seated at Yo Sushi imminently so short on time

Just had a quick scan at your post history. Not good! You stick to wishing good luck and giving compliments to despicable clubs like QP and Partick, and leave being a proper fan to me.

No appointments in the calendar thank you. If the offer is open ended, I'll take you up on it when its time for bankruptcy hearing for your wretched plastic club in circa 5 years. I wouldn't want to miss that for the world.

I would like Morton to win promotion this season, and only Morton. And if that can't happen, then I would like a financial or footballing incident to occur that would result in no team being promoted. An incident so serious that it would not only derail this season, but seriously cripple the prospect of these 4 teams ever playing in the Premiership again. Thank you.

Dogs are smelly, dirty animals with the kill potential of a highly trained and efficient US Marine. I'd ban them all personally. No place for them in a civilised society.

I've heard some VERY interesting pieces of information surrounding McGinty's red card in his last game for Morton in a crucial game against Arbroath. If Dougie's been party to the same information, I cant blame him for the way he acted last night. Deserved everything he got.

reported for sectarian slur

Big summer coming for Gilmour. A fairly decent chance of both Caicedo and MacAllister leaving, so that's the point at which we'll see if De Zerbi REALLY doesn't rate him or not.

Agreed. @BingMcCrosby is a grass.

Would like to take this opportunity to wish Dunfermline Athletic FC all the very best of luck in tonight's match against the Falkirk tramps. Thank you.

Ayr United? Mer like Oxygen United cos that's what you'll be needing after we're done with you tonight Share if u agree x

Give it Dwight Yorke please.